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Horrendous!!

posted 9 years ago by Markyajv
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So bad!! The two "Bro's" did the hand clapping what's up bro thing way too much. These people were supposed to be college kids from Massachusetts and they sound like they're from Brooklyn. People die from jumping in a lake but not like thrashing around die just jump, bloop, bye bye. Who wrote this garbage? who paid these people? It was SO BAD I had to watch how many cliche's were in it and how many times they were used, over, and over. There were parts that were probably supposed to be edited out but they had no money, No Script too. Ughhh! BTW this had nothing to do with the old wives tale about Clinton Road. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clinton_Road_(New_Jersey)

[–] SaliceMcD 9 years ago

Do you mean to say that life ISN'T just like a high school football game?!?! (Which apparently got these two morons accepted by one helluva under-enrolled college, which taught them that one goes "inside" the water at a lake.)

[–] hypermecha 9 years ago

Horrendous is an understatement. The chubby a-hole just kept on saying "I know I'm fat, but..." over & over & over again. In fact, every character had some kind of signature cliche thing that they repeated ad nauseam. The black chick rolled her eyes about 500 times. The "bros" were your common garden variety dumb jocks. Everything you said about it, I agree. Plus, I was totally confused over the fact that this movie pretended to start out like a road trip to visit Clinton Road, and it turns out the movie had very nearly nothing to do with that at all! WTF??

I live in NJ too and the urban legend crap about the road is a thousand times more creepy than any of the cheap, non-existent scares in this movie. I really does seem like they wished they were making a porno movie, but all they could get were a few titty shots.

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[–] coflorida 9 years ago

My girl friend vanishes...I just watched my friend drown.......
let me go back to my room and workout.........REALLY???!!
LOL

[–] dhreiki-36579 8 years ago

Well that's because ghosts are a white people thing.

[–] HerrSupahz 8 years ago

And it's yet ANOTHER awful "horror" movie where the cast is completely unlikable... I was eagerly awaiting the killing to begin, just to shut them all up. And the music was appalling.

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