This film can dilate time.
The advertised running time is 1 hr 45 mins but it actually takes 3 hrs 30 minutes to watch it!
Interminable.
Don't waste your time.
You're my wife now.
hahaha - couldn't agree more. Clever post!
To me, this movie tried to mash together some good stuff from the '70s and '80s, but it just fell flat with no charm. Very boring in execution.