Mistaken for someone with a brain!

Sort of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern [i][sans/i] Elizabethan tights ... Sam & Phil are a couple of lame brain couriers without a clue between them as to which way's north. Buffeted from pillar to post by circumstance, the bumblefooted duo's attempts to extricate themselves from one dilemma only succeeds in landing them in hot water somewhere else! They don't even realise that they are carrying their own death warrants with them in the boot of the car, but somehow they managed (by luck) to avoid being liquidated by one set of bad guys or another.