Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
I feel like Butch from that Tom and Jerry episode where they are watching clips from older episodes. Just Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow. I'm also waiting for the cavalcade of defense in the form of Spike's fists to come pounding down on these thoughts.
This movie is balls to the wall, mesmerizingly awful. Not as mesmerizingly awful as the Trinity of Terror (Birdemic, The Room, and Troll 2), but it's freaking up there. Like jjjjjjaaaajjjajajaa! Go see this! Watch it in some way. Wow.
If my ramblings are not enough, here are the ramblings of two people that do what I do on a more professional level.
http://www.thecinemasnob.com/midnight-screenings/midnight-screenings-dancin-its-on