Weak Ass Attack Crew


Our survivalist gets attacked by a group of six people. He kills two of them with his shotgun. So four people now have two bodies to eat.

Instead of utilizing the two already dead bodies. Which already consisted of drastically more meat than they could use, considering their lack of preserving materials, they decide to kill "The Survivalist" and put him over a fire like a pig roast.

We all know the human stomach cant eat more than 3 lbs of meat even in starvation scenarios in a 12 hour period.

It's wasteful.

So what happened to the other two bodies? Idiots.

If you're gonna be a cannibal in an unforgiving wasteland, do it right.

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