I almost threw up
My wife was watching Broad City on demand when I woke up this morning. I looked at the big screen and it was a nude scene with Ilana and Blake Griffin....Ilana is the antithesis of sexy...she looks like a young Bernie Sanders. Her witch boobies flapping, although blurred by the camera, made me reach for the waste basket as my stomach muscles involuntarily contracted over and over as I experienced dry heaves. Then a naked Blake Griiffn, who looks like an uglier version of Carrot Top, was crawling around on the bedroom floor with that naked slimy Ilana riding him...I am not gay and did not need to see a naked man on all fours with his ass in the air giving 100 lbs of ugly a ride.
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