I almost threw up


My wife was watching Broad City on demand when I woke up this morning. I looked at the big screen and it was a nude scene with Ilana and Blake Griffin....Ilana is the antithesis of sexy...she looks like a young Bernie Sanders. Her witch boobies flapping, although blurred by the camera, made me reach for the waste basket as my stomach muscles involuntarily contracted over and over as I experienced dry heaves. Then a naked Blake Griiffn, who looks like an uglier version of Carrot Top, was crawling around on the bedroom floor with that naked slimy Ilana riding him...I am not gay and did not need to see a naked man on all fours with his ass in the air giving 100 lbs of ugly a ride.

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How do you make it through the day. Carry a barf bag do you?

"... and I am unanimous in that!"- Mrs. Slocombe

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Lmfao

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We should all be as ugly as Blake Griffin. Seriously, I?

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I could not disagree more with this post.

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I seriously hope this is a joke. Otherwise, what a sad person you are.

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I bet you have the Entourage DVD box set.

If I don't reply, you're most likely on my ignore list

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When I read the title of this episode I thought it was about the Clinton cameo lol.

I never saved anything for the swim back.

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I always get really depressed when they blur the nudity on Broad City. By all rights this brilliant show should be on HBO and Girls should be on CC in its place.

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Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the antidote to shame.

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harsh

Why do we warn of spoilers, isn't that the chance you take going to a site like imdb?

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