50 Things you learnt from Besharam

1. The day is not far when movies will be titled as “Ba**ard”, *beep* ‘A**h**le’, ‘Son of a b***h’ etc. these name will be in vogue.
2. Pallavi Sharda can literally kill a person by her violent dance moves and stiff expressions.
3. In the climax, all the people always gather in a ware-house and destroy everything.
4. Ranbir Kapoor can lift a gas-cylinder like straw and beat people.
5. You can thrust you pelvis as many times as you want.
6. If you don’t have a story or script but you have got money and good actors, compose and shoot at least 10 songs and put in some dialogues amongst the songs, Wow! Here you go; you have got yourself a 140 minutes long movie.
7. Impotence and digestion problems can be really funny when both problems are with Rishi Kapoor.
8. In order to adopt a child, you have to dance in Ranbir’s songs to prove that you can raise a child.
9. You can buy a Mercedes even if you don’t have a parking slot.
10. Screenplay is most trivial and unnecessary thing for a film.




Gentlemen, you had my curiosity. But now you have my attention.