WTF did I just watch?

Alien abduction, secret conspiracy, strange experiments, something to do with DNA, the garden of eden, god, aliens, new age ascension bull, multiple dimensions, time travel?

Eh? Did that really just happen? Why the heck would aliens know about god and the garden of eden? Why am I even going to try to rationalise this *beep*

This film blew my mind for all the wrong reasons, how on earth anyone could have put this together and thought it was a good idea is beyond me.