Partial lyrics to "Why Can't the English?" from My Fair Lady.
"There even are places where English completely disappears.
In America, they haven't used it for years!
Why can't the English teach their children how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks are taught their Greek.
In France every Frenchman knows his language "A" to "Zed"--
(The French never care what they do, actually, as long as they pronounce it properly.)
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards, which is absolutely frightening.
Use proper English you're regarded as a freak.
Oh why can't the English, why can't the English, why can't the English learn to speak?"
I'd say anyone who can learn English a second language and then post intelligibly on an English language website is far ahead of most of us in the language department.
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