Tedious
I'm not a speed freak and I dislike the trend of action movies becoming basically one long action scene, but this was easily the most tedious movie I've ever half-watched. At some point (and I'm not kidding) it got so frustrating that I actually decided to watch part of the movie at 200% speed to see if it was going anywhere, and it managed to be slow even at that speed. This movie is not just like watching paint dry, it's like watching paint dry in slow motion. For Ć’uck's sake, we get it, NOW GO FASTER!
Some people may love the minimalist look and "dream-like quality" (although that would be the most boring dream I've ever had or heard of), but combined with the ridiculously lengthy lingering shots, the absurdly slow transitions between scenes, and the repetitive dialogue, you are literally looking at almost nothing that manages to still be pretentious, for nearly two hours.