Marry/Shag/Kill


This is actually the perfect show with which to play this game, given the development of some of the characters and relationships.

So, here goes:

Marry: Hewlett
Shag: Caleb
Kill: Simcoe, naturally.

I would actually marry Caleb AND shag him, but you need to pick a different person for each category. That's my rule. Also, Caleb is a sailor and roustabout so he'd be gone all the time, wouldn't he? And I would shag Ben too, but given the choice between him and Caleb, I pick Caleb.

If I were a straight man or gay/bi woman?

Marry: Anna
Shag: Mary, I guess?
Kill: Um.....that's a tough one. There are no women on the show I really want to kill. That leaves me with Peggy. I like her, but she needs to die because I sure as Hell wouldn't kill Abigail.


Revising this post after Monday's episode:

Marry: Caleb
Shag: Ben
Kill: Abe


I still adore Hewlett, but Anna is the love of his life and I wouldn't want to live in her shadow or get in their way. In my alternate universe/head canon they will be reunited and marry and he'll be unavailable.

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Shag? Anna( no doubt- ive seen Heather Lind naked on Boardwalk empire- shes smokin')

Marry? Mary- Shes freaking loyal to het baby daddy thats for sure. Plus Meegan Warner can never be sexy even if her life depended on it. Shes pretty- statuesque but Lind is better looking

Kill- Abigail- Because she is an opportunist- not a patriot. She betrayed Andre not because he british- but because she wants to get her son back at all costs.

Andre is a nice guy- a true gentleman . The enemy yes, but hes doing his job to the best of his ability.( notice how he was a but bothered by a civilians death during that Valley Forge mission to recover intel? The real Andre was pretty much the same. A good guy- talented- loyal to the crown... just the enemy.

Cant do the men cuz im too str8 I cant even tell you about that.

Merry Xmas to all ( and to hell with everyone else who doesn't believe)

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Dude Meegan looks hot here- http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2916678656/nm3566346?ref_=nmmd_md_pv

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2950233088/nm3566346?ref_=nmmd_md_nxt

Remember Mary is her character. Mary isn't meant to be sexy. Unfair to say the actress can't be sexy cause she looks fine as *beep* in these pics!
And yes lind is beautiful. All the ladies are.

Shag- Peggy
Marry - Mary
Kill- Simcoe

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Ive seen Meegan. She isnt that good looking. take away her long hair and she looks plain.

Merry Xmas to all ( and to hell with everyone else who doesn't believe)

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I'm a straight woman but I think Anna/Lind is gorgeous. That white skin, dark hair and delicate features and bone structure. I guess I always wanted to look like that, since my mother and sister look similar to her but I took after the other side: red-haired with a large mouth (literally and figuratively, LOL).

And I can see why men are so attracted to Anna as a woman. Not only is she beautiful, but she has that kind of spirited, independent side to her that can be so appealing. You can imagine her as a little tomboy, climbing trees with Ben, Abe and Caleb and getting scolded for tearing her stockings. She's womanly and charming, but never mannered or prissy. I think to a man like Hewlett who grew up in a more rule-bound society, she must be such a breath of fresh air.

I really like Mary now, but she was a conventional character/woman in S1 and Anna is just more my cup of tea.

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Kill: Martha
Marry: Washington
Shag: Ben

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Marry: Ben
Shag: Simcoe
Kill: Hewlett

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Shag SImcoe, hey? Well, he's a dangerous sort. Might be enticing I guess. A bit kinky maybe.

Ben is a good choice. All-around solid: hot, brave, clever, passionate. But I can't agree about Hewlett.

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Haha! I've also begun to think Simcoe is kind of sexy.

I guess I really like his ginger hair, whereas the wig makes most guys unattractive (except, maybe, Hewlett for some reason).

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Marry : Ben
Shag : André
Kill : well... to be honest... I don't think there's anyone on this show I want to kill. But I'll go with Richard.

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Marry: Ben
Shag: Ben
Kill: Anyone who tries to stop me

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Marry: Ben
Shag: Ben
Kill: Anyone who tries to stop me



I was just about to post the same thing.

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Which means kill Abe, because he can't stand it when anyone except him might get some loving.

Fine with me. In fact, I posted this thread before Monday's episode. I now switch my "KILL" choice from Simcoe to Abe.

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Abe is not only a horrible human being but a terrible spy to boot. I mean he's gotten caught SOOOOO many times.

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Especially after the last episode -

Marry: Hewlett
Shag: Ben
Kill: Abe

"What time is sunrise?"
"When I open this door."

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shag Maj. John Andre
marry Major Hewlett
KILL Judge Richard Woodhull

Women

shag Anna Strong
marry Mary Woodhull
kill one of those nasty B1tches in the sewing circle...

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Marry: Andre
Shag: Simcoe and Akimbode at the same time.
Kill: Abe

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Marry: Ben!
Shag: Ben!
Kill: Richard Woodhull

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Marry = Hewlett
Shag = simcoe/ben (difficult one)
Kill = Abe

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Marry: Hewlett
Shag: Caleb
Kill: any adult male with the surname Woodhull

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Mary Hewlitt
Shag Abe's dad
Kill Simcoe. Maybe shag him first.

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Hmmm. Unusual and very intriguing answer. Abe's Dad is a very attractive older gentleman, and after the last episode I am far more fond of him than I was before. But IDK about shagging him. I mean I WOULD, but he might not be my first choice....

I might be among the few who don't find Simcoe attractive. Great character and actor, but not appealing in that way, to me.

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I don't find him attractive either but I am a sucker for a villain. And frankly, none of the other men on the show do it for me so I kinda had to reach.

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