How Quick Will Lando Die?


I predict within the 1st 20 minutes, and he'll be crying like a bitch when it happens.

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He will show up at 2:14, get as far as "Hey Chewy, good to ..." and the camera will cut to a different character while he is killed off camera at 2:19 and no one ever mentions him again.

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the actor idetitfies as female now, so he might live longer

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Damn! Good Point!

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Actually, he doesn't "identify as female", the press misinterpreted what he said.

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ok hes toast at the end of his first scene.

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The gold-standard would be if they John Connor him before the opening credits.

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In less than 12 parsecs! *ba dum tsssh*

Seriously, though, I doubt he'll die early, but I'd bet he dies offscreen. He probably goes down with the Falcon blowing up, but the latest word is that scene (if it existed) is now cut.

He's definitely toast in any case. Gotta purge the whole OT legacy. Disney SWCU must be the only SWCU. :P

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'DERE WAS NO SEKRET SKREANINS'!!!! yOre a LOsin lousEr!!!

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Sorry, Force Ghost Furious took control of my keyboard.

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Hope they bury him next to his sexbot #luvisblind

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