I know the entire storyline (spoilers)


Palpatine returns from the dead to make Kylo and Rey fight each other which they do for 40 minutes of the movie in different locations. (like Vader and Luke)

Lando flies his ship in order to blow up a massive weapon, Starkiller Base 2. Other ships join in for huge combat scene. (like Lando and Death Star)

Finn goes to a tech-free planet where he befriends the people - especially a pretty woman - and they attack the high tech First Order. (Ewoks)

Force ghosts Yoda and Luke appear at the end. (ghosts Vader & Anakin)

JarJar Abrams' Return of the Jedi redux.

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Source?

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Source 1 is logic.

You know that Force Awakens was A New Hope redux, and Last Jedi was Empire Strikes Back redux therefore Skywalker Rises is Return of a Jedi redux.

Sources 2 & 3

IMDB shows Ian McDiarmid is in it as Palpatine. He also confirmed it at Star Wars Celebration.

Sources 4 & 5

The poster shows him in the background as he watches Rey and Kylo fighting. Keep in mind that unimaginative copycat JarJar Abrams is in charge.

Sources 6 & 7
Vanity Fair magazine did a Star Wars article. A photo and interview with Boyega discussed his new female romantic interest and mentioned a "tech-free planet" where Finn is which fights against the high-tech First Order like the Ewoks did.

Also photo of Lando in the Millennium Falcon and multiple ships in the trailer like Return of Jedi. Again, I refer to Abrams and lack if imagination.

Sources 8 - more logic

Mark Hamill is in it + he's dead + Abrams lacks imagination + redux = Luke and Yoda ghosts at end.

I hope I'm wrong, but I have a bad feeling about this. I just read that it's a mess and there are major reshoots. Not looking good.
https://www.google.com/search?q=skywalker+rises+rehshoots&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-1

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Entire storyline is Disney makes crap movie with characters included that they believe can be sold in Disney Stores, throw in a couple more characters that can be pushed in McDonald's Happy Meals... Market the hell out of bad movie... sit back and collect money from bad movie... That's the real story line.

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All good predictions, Keelai.

My prediction is that the First Order and the Rebels team up to oppose the real enemy: rich war profiteers that are not nice to animals.

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It' ll be a sad day for the fans if I'm right.

Your prediction is Rian Johnson's new trilogy.

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