Spoilers for The Rise of Skywalker

-Chewbacca was actually 20 porgs in a wookie costume the whole time.
-Poe proposes to Finn at the end, but it cuts to credits before he can give an answer.
-Baby Yoda was a Sith Lord the whole time.
-Kylo Ren stops being emo and decides to become a scene kid.
-There's a post-credits scene where Nick Fury shows up and asks BB8 to join the Avengers.
-There's a 20 minute Bollywood musical number where BB8 breakdances.
-Jar Jar Binks shows up and drops trou in front of a bunch of kids. I won't say much but... he has more than one.
-There wasn't a single dry eye in the house when Stan Lee made his final cameo.
-One of the trailers was for the Nostalgia Critic's next album. Now he's doing a full album parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.