Ideas for scaring the last fans away?

Rey could be Luke and Leia's kid from before they knew they were brother and sister. Obviously they had to keep it quiet and send the baby away.

The Chinese girl who cries all the time finds a holotape which proves that Admiral Ackbar was a bad military leader

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Rey travels back in time to Return of the Jedi and defeats vader and the emperor.

Just announce that JJ is dropping out and Rian Johnson will be back to finish the trilogy. I can't think of anything worse than that for the franchise.

It is revealed that Rey is the real chosen one, namely the "Only One" and she becomes the new leader of the Galaxy.

Rey forbids the Jedi Order and founds the new Shedi order - it's only allowed for females to become Shedi, as Jedi males have historically failed and only facilitate the dark side: The Galaxy has finally found peace, order and female balance.

Rey establishes a Shedi investigation to officially examine the failings of the Jedi:

- They uncover that there was sexual abuse in Luke's Order, he sexually molested Kylo in his sleep - the ignited light saber was just a cover story. This caused Kylo to become EmoRen.

- The scandal dates back to the time of the Jedi of the old Republic. Force Ghost Luke, Joda and Obi wan get charged with abuse by the Shedi council. They are found guilty of being Force toxic. The verdict is a memento & damnatio mori of their achievements and they have to apologize in public for their infamy and toxic depravity.

- It is discovered that male Jedi also systematically faked and manipulated midichlorian counts of female Jedi so to put them down and deny them their rightful place in the Jedi Council.

- It is found that Shedi unlike the Jedi do not have to learn the ways of the Force, but can download it like Rey.

- Rey has a Force vision realizing that there isn't a good and a light side of the Force, but only a toxic and a female side of the Force - the toxic side resides in the X-chromosome infested by toxic midichlorians: the core of all Force toxic-ness.

- X-Wing are forbidden as they are an expression of the toxic side of the Force and the X-chromosome. Y-Wings are re-introduced as the only real craft of the Shedi.

May the Force be female, always.

Jar Jar Binks returns, and he will be played by Adam Sandler.

Gay Ewoks