This is a joke


Two Bothans walk into a library full of information.

-There were no survivors.



To lighten the mood a little, come up with your own Star Wars jokes.
"Yo Hutt's so fat" jokes are also welcome.


Fear God and Dreadnought!

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How many Bothans does it take to search the internet?

Are you trying to start a holocaust?



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no fat jokes!

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Uhhh... Two Jedi.. no... ummm... I GOT IT!

POLITICS, POLITICS, POLITICS, POLITICS!

The Imperial Senate.

The Imperial Senate is the BEST legislation that money can BUY!

Corruption, it starts in the streets. Jawas bribe the merchants. Merchants bribe the Moff. Moff bribes the Senator. And it goes all the way up, TO THE EMPEROR!

*beep*

Kill him. Kill him now. DO IT!



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And you can't stop me! *maniacal laughter*

Yo Hutt's so fat, the Empire blew up Alderaan so he could fit through the sector!



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Q. How did Darth Vader know what Luke had got him for Xmas?

A. He felt his presents! :D

Old joke - but very seasonal... LOL

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