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Things I learned from I am Santa Clause

posted 9 years ago by gingerln
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Don't let a child straddle your leg
There is special Santa cologne
Bleaching your hair white hurts
Ones private life does not affect your Santa life
Trim your nose hair
See you next year
Flurbot

[–] Knowshon 9 years ago

Santa REALLY loves boys named Alex.

[–] VanBooter 9 years ago

There is more than one Santa
Santa lives in a trailer
Santa having reindeer is a myth
Santa also dresses as a leprechaun and gets drunk
Santa spends the rest of the year surfing the net and could well be reading this

[–] 9 years ago

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