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Things I Learned From Age of Dinosaurs

posted 11 years ago by YanderePrime
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1. Apparently, Tyrannosaurid dinosaurs can climb up buildings.

2. When the Oprah Winfrey looking newscaster tells you to pilot the news chopper lower to get better footage of the Tyrannosaurid you'll get a one way ticket to a fiery death

3. It seems raptors have devil horns now.

4. If a similar incident in Japan occurred, whatever you do, don't tell the person you're selling the dinosaurs too.

5. When you want to distract a Tyrannosaurid, just jump on your motorcycle and drive straight at it so it can eat you.

There's probably more. . . .

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing."

[–] prettyevil6662000 11 years ago

6. Dinosaurs don't like the music teenagers listen to anymore than human adults. As with adults, headphones don't seem to cancel out the problem, just make the teenager oblivious to it.

7. This movie is really good for falling asleep (4 times. Still have no idea how it ends.)

[–] aoleon428 11 years ago

8. You can kill a raptor with a hockey stick but not a shotgun.

9. Fire can come out of NOWHERE just when you need it.

[–] aoleon428 11 years ago

This seriously is THEE worst movie I've ever seen. An hour of my life I wish I could have back....

[–] lithium452 11 years ago

10. Dinosaurs love to eat helicopters, but have an uncanny ability to avoid the blades - even while the blades kill every one else in a hundred foot radius.

[–] clacton0 10 years ago

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When crashing the helicopter will land just the right way up on top on the hollywood sign.
Then trap the flying thing in side.
And he can climb out and back in but he can also push it of with his bare hands LOL.
And you can jump from one letter to another.

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[–] fluffchop 10 years ago

12. When elevators fall with a dinosaur in them, the brakes don't work and they explode for no reason.

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[–] rpb140990 9 years ago

13. Chain link fences can stop dinosaurs but concrete walls can't

[–] rndhyd 9 years ago

14. When experimenting on creating dinosaurs, upon first bringing the creature to life, do it in a small room, with doors locked, and 6+ humans. Furthermore, when the dino becomes violent, fill the room with smoke so the 2 guys w/guns cannot see.

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[–] Al_Truist80 7 years ago

3: I think they were trying to portray a Carnotaur.