RIP Michael Beach's career....

A man that gave us such a great performance in Lean On Me, has been reduced to being a part of ... Judas H. Priest, I don't even know what to call this film. It begins with 'S' and ends with 'T' and is a synonym for crap. This has possibly the single worst batch of acting in any movie I have ever seen. Except for Michael Beach, who was the only reason this movie got 2 stars instead of 1. Casper is his usual, terrible acting self. Him and whoever played his wife and son should all have their SAG cards (if any) revoked immediately.


I am not going to go over the details of this pile because there is not enough space on this forum to go over the details of pure madness this films contains. And I, like you, do not want to hear me ramble on like a man that his lost his mind. Just know that 500 MPH storm in the film, the very storm this film is named after, was supposed to be the size of Texas (according to good ole Casper), yet one of the two storms that was supposed to form it was barely the size of 2 lane highway.

In either case, I give it an F- (Minus) in the special effects. Yes, this reaches an all new level of failure and laughter. Now there is low budget, then there is no budget, and then there is being paid NOT to make a film that is just plain awful. Not sure why the last situation did not occur, so that I would not have to consider getting a lobotomy to forget this ordeal. Avoid. Seriously, I am not kidding. AVOID this pile at all costs!