This Move Seriously Gave ME

Hahahaha, I had the "privilege" of watching this last night. OMG, that scene with the SUV in the semi, made me LOL sooooo freaking hard....I couldn't stop even after it was over....REALLY? hahahahaha, their faces!! Hahahahaha, I can still see it....and YES, that kid, WHY DID THEY NOT SLAP HIM?? Oh and the mom's non emotional facial expressions!! bwahaha, it was very entertaining to watch, that's for sure!! hahahaha. :D

OMG, well, I was calling the wife Useless Hollywood Breeding Cow for the entire movie. Both the wife and the kid should have gotten blown away by the storm. The rest of this crapfest was really just basic Syfy junk. What's really sad is, they could have used the same budget and done something so much better instead of this happy Hollywood formula garbage. Another waste.

Just knew the word would be headache.

I wouldn't even know where to begin in criticizing the senseless uselessness of this exercise in excrement.

In addition to the characters and the dialogue being as nonsensically vapid as seemingly possible, the continuity in the scenes as it pertains to the storm activity was mind-bogglingly bad.

In one instance, the dysfunctional-but-intrepid family is barely outpacing the tornado in the car, and they speed past a local news crew reporting on the scene (who apparently failed to notice a full scale twister approaching at about 70 mph) who get killed, and then in the very moment of the scene, traffic is traveling in the opposite direction on the road as if they weren't driving into an F4 storm.

While heading for higher ground to escape the devastating weather, as the family approaches the overturned truck with the rapist and his dog, in the distance traffic can be seen moving normally in both directions along the highway despite that an apocalyptic catastrophe is at hand.

They get knocked out of the sky in a helicopter by more extreme weather, miraculously survive unscathed, and the storm is suddenly gone.

Why is the helicopter stuck out on a pad which requires a nature hike through wilderness to find??

The base gets hit by a unexplained flood which kills the soldiers as the storm is bearing down, but as soon as Casper escapes the building, no storm, no sign of waters from anywhere.

The Freakishly Annoying Teenager gets clubbed by a branch as a tornado bears down on the Smokey Bear Ranger Station, Overacting Mother helps him inside the building, and the storm vanishes.

The rising smoke from the distant fire... *steelfisted facepalm*

Fairly early on I concluded that the script seemed to have derived from a "Choose Your Own Adventure" novel, where random crap just pops outta nowhere for no logical reason.

For reasons pertinent to future therapy sessions, I managed to complete watching this turdfest of a viewing experience (and will doubtless reap the consequences in my Netflix suggestions) as though its very existence was a hypnotic disaster in motion.

Mostly I find myself wondering what the people showing up to set to make this crap must think, and how high are they to keep moving forward to post-production?

"I like to watch" Chauncey Gardiner, 'Being There'

It gave me annoyance and laughter in equal measure, this movie has to be one of the crappest I've ever seen on Syfy. I know times are tough and you have to take what work you can get especially in the entertainment industry, but did nobody involved have anyone that cared enough about them to say no, don't do it?

The son was especially annoying. I secretly hoped Casper would just forget to tell him and the wife to put their belts on in the helicopter, then he could tip it to one side and out they would go, putting us all out of our misery.