Ignorant Americans


Why is it every friggen American expects to be able to enter Canada even with guns and a criminal records? One a$$hole is like. "It’s only Canada". FU you wonder why you are so hated.

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To quote the American on the tugboat when he was advised he was inadmissible to Canada "what a joke...cause you're really just an extension of the US". How I wished the CBSA officer could have slapped his face for his arrogant attitude.

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People travelling should look up laws before they go to another country, it is common sense. Apparantly the dopes they feature on the show don't know this or don't care.

Every sport they call "All American" were invented by Canadians! Our sweet Canada has invented a lot of things that Americans love to take credit for.

When they go to other countries, they lie and say they are from Canada because they know they are hated in other places!

Americans brought it on themselves. Idiotic behaviour, attitudes, stereotyping etc.

Not to mention starting "wars", bombing countries left and right.

WW1 and WW2 Canadians helped out Americans big time. Do any of them acknowledge this? Maybe some, but most, nope.

I'm not against Americans, by all means some of my favourite entertainers are from the USA. I would like it if they'd forget about all the stereotypes they have about our country.

"Weird Al" is one of my favourites and I enjoy "Canadian Idiot". Even Al thinks the stereotypes Americans have of us are ridiculous.


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The criminal records I could see them getting mixed up especially if it happened years ago but it's beyond annoying when they bring in weed through the border and think just because they have a prescription makes them entitled to. Some idiot had the audacity to call it his medicine

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A little Canadian Ego Stroking...this was from a British newspaper years ago

Until the deaths of Canadian soldiers killed in Afghanistan , probably almost no one outside their home country had been aware that Canadian troops are deployed in the region.

And as always, Canada will bury its dead, just as the rest of the world, as always will forget its sacrifice, just as it always forgets nearly everything Canada ever does.. It seems that Canada 's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored.

Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. A fire breaks out, she risks life and limb to rescue her fellow dance-goers, and suffers serious injuries. But when the hall is repaired and the dancing resumes, there is Canada, the wallflower still, while those she once helped Glamorously cavort across the floor, blithely neglecting her yet again.

That is the price Canada pays for sharing the North American continent with the United States , and for being a selfless friend of Britain in two global conflicts.

For much of the 20th century, Canada was torn in two different directions: It seemed to be a part of the old world, yet had an address in the new one, and that divided identity ensured that it never fully got the gratitude it deserved.

Yet it's purely voluntary contribution to the cause of freedom in two world wars was perhaps the greatest of any democracy. Almost 10% of Canada 's entire population of seven million people served in the armed forces during the First World War, and nearly 60,000 died. The great Allied victories of 1918 were spearheaded by Canadian troops, perhaps the most capable soldiers in the entire British order of battle.

Canada was repaid for its enormous sacrifice by downright neglect, it's unique contribution to victory being absorbed into the popular Memory as somehow or other the work of the 'British.'
The Second World war provided a re-run. The Canadian navy began the war with a half dozen vessels, and ended up policing nearly half of the Atlantic against U-boat attack. More than 120 Canadian warships participated in the Normandy landings, during which 15,000 Canadian soldiers went ashore on D-Day alone.

Canada finished the war with the third-largest navy and the fourth largest air force in the world. The world thanked Canada with the same sublime indifference as it had the previous time.
Canadian participation in the war was acknowledged in film only if it was necessary to give an American actor a part in a campaign in which the United States had clearly not participated - a touching scrupulousness which, of course, Hollywood has since abandoned, as it has any notion of a separate Canadian identity.

So it is a general rule that actors and filmmakers arriving in Hollywood keep their nationality - unless, that is, they are Canadian. Thus Mary Pickford, Walter Huston, Donald Sutherland, Michael J. Fox, William Shatner, Norman Jewison, David Cronenberg, Alex Trebek, Art Linkletter and Dan Aykroyd have in the popular perception become American, and Christopher Plummer, British.

It is as if, in the very act of becoming famous, a Canadian ceases to be Canadian, unless she is Margaret Atwood, who is as unshakably Canadian as a moose, or Celine Dion, for whom Canada has proved quite unable to find any takers.

Moreover, Canada is every bit as querulously alert to the achievements of its sons and daughters as the rest of the world is completely unaware of them. The Canadians proudly say of themselves - and are unheard by anyone else - that 1% of the world's population has provided 10% of the world's peacekeeping forces.

Canadian soldiers in the past half century have been the greatest peacekeepers on Earth - in 39 missions on UN mandates, and six on non-UN peacekeeping duties, from Vietnam to East Timor, from Sinai to Bosnia.

Yet the only foreign engagement that has entered the popular non-Canadian imagination was the sorry affair in Somalia , in which out-of-control paratroopers murdered two Somali infiltrators. Their regiment was then disbanded in disgrace - a uniquely Canadian act of self-abasement for which, naturally, the Canadians received no international credit.

So who today in the United States knows about the stoic and selfless friendship its northern neighbour has given it in Afghanistan

Rather like Cyrano de Bergerac , Canada repeatedly does honourable things for honourable motives, but instead of being thanked for it, it remains something of a figure of fun. It is the Canadian way, for which Canadians should be proud, yet such honour comes at a high cost. This past year more grieving Canadian families knew that cost all too tragically well.


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The most ignorant statement made by an American on this show: a guy arrives at the Vancouver border and says he's going to Quebec. The agents tell him that Quebec is on THE OTHER SIDE OF CANADA (YOU FVUCKING AMERICAN DOLT) I added the last part. And he says "oh really?" I guess Americans have no access to maps.

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I can't believe you, or anyone else, feels the need to generalize all Americans with these statements about being ignorant. If you would like to see what ignorance looks like, refer to the last sentence of your post.

I am American. I personally love Canada, I have crossed the US/Canadian border in Langley, Osoyoos, and at Pearson and YVR multiple times. I'm what you could call a very enlightened American when it comes to Canada. That said, it never fails that all of my Canadian friends raise their noses up and judge the rest of my fellow countrymen, quick to dismiss or pardon me for being an American because of my love for and understanding of Canada. What's funny is that people in the US believe me to be Canadian.

While I will admit that there have been some seriously idiotic travelers, who happen to be American, there are dozens and dozens of international travelers smuggling in meat and other contraband;just tonight I watched an innocent seeming Canadian woman (travel agent) smuggling cocaine in from the Caribbean.

I'm not looking to pick a fight, however, it never fails to grind my gears when I hear a Canadian calling all Americans ignorant. Talk about calling the kettle black.

I suppose the polite thing to do is say sorry for my post if it's offensive (lol). ;)

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Yes, I have to admit that this board is basically made up of some Canadians exercising the guilty pleasure of making fun of Americans. As you say, not all Americans are ignorant and disrespectful of Canada and the same is vice versa, not all Canadians hate Americans. This is just a little joking amongst Canadians, not to be taken too seriously, and Canadians most likely watch the show just to be able to have a little fun laughing at 'ignorant' Americans, the kind who think Quebec is on the west coast which obviously is not a reflection of all Americans.
But you may not realize also that Canadians get made fun of constantly in American media so Some Canadians relish the opportunity to return the favour.
Please take it as a grain of salt and remember that when the sh!t hits the fan in the Middle East etc. the American and Canadian military and gov't work hand in hand when it counts.
I just couldn't help myself regarding the American who didn't know where Quebec was. I'm sorry to have offended you. I was just having a laugh at that guy.
And if it makes you feel any better, American TV / movies are generally the best in my book :-)

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:) I honestly was compelled to finally 'authenticate' my account so that I could post on the IMDB boards because of all the bashing I have come across. I have only ever heard the standard "eh" and "hockey" jokes, but it's pretty hurtful and disheartening when you spend your entire life working towards being enlightened of the cultures around you and just generally appreciate the world you live in only to constantly find comments about me and my heritage being ignorant and stupid. The Americans who are "stupid/ignorant" couldn't care less what people say on the internet, the hate and the pain only falls on those who actually give a sh!t about the global community.

I didn't notice you replied a few days ago, but I thought I would check it out and you did... I remembered this post tonight because I was looking at the boards for the movie Babe and this is what I found...

"What I hated was, a lot of the cast was talking in American accents, even if it was an Australian actor. They did that so Americans would enjoy it more. American's seem not to understand any accent except their own."

"I remember being really confused at that part. I love how the producers thought that americans would be too stupid to understand the accents."

"God I hate Americans who can't distinguish between Australian and English accents. (There is no such thing as "British accents" you stupid American.) This is the reason the movie was dubbed, because you're all dumb as *beep*"

I appreciate your being civil, I'm probably wasting my time replying with this... I've been to Sweden among other places, everyone (and I mean everyone) loves you guys. For a long time I wanted to marry into Canada so that I could give my children a good leg up in terms of worldly affairs. That didn't work out so well :P

Well I'm off to China to teach English and hopefully they are excited to have me, despite my disposition as an American ;)

PS I'm super thin-skinned, probably why I like to pout HAHA Obama showed the world it's okay to be thin-skinned, though, so I'm alright and in good company! :D

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You made 2 posts and both are basically unreadable

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Not all Americans are like that...the one shown on this show make for good T.V, in my limited experiences with Americans, i find the ones that are furthest away from Canadian borders are the most unpleasant, rude and obnoxious.

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