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My predictions for the finale.... (Possible Spoilers so be advised)

posted 9 years ago by badrad69
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Ok Then......

I know for sure that Levi gets shunned. Probably for porking that "mystery English" babe.

Devil Dougie packs up a semi and heads out of Lancaster once and for all, after somebody* blows up his trailer. You can pretty figure out who did that, but if you don't, I can say that it is the "last man standing" after Levi gets his ass demoted out of Amish Aid. I can tell you that he is still pissed about his chicken coops, and promised his girlfriend that he wouldn't go to prison anymore.

Now that Levi had his butt tossed out of Amish aid, he needs some source of income, so he writes "Amish Confidential", and Discovery Channel devotes a whole hour as a follow-up to the conclusion of Amish Mafia. Now, why would Discovery allow an hour of national television for Levi to plug his book? Because I don't believe for a minute that they are not going to continue this series, in some sort or another.

You can either love or hate this show, but it doesn't matter to them. It's one of their highest rated shows, and when it comes to television, ratings are all that matters. According to some sources, tourism in Amish Country is at an all time high. You can argue that Amish Mafia had something to do with that, and don't let anybody bull $h*t you. The Amish don't care one way or the other how this show portrays them. The ones that I talked to actually seemed amused by the lunacy of it.

All that being said: Alan Beiler steps up to fill the power vacuum left by Levi's shunning, and as I said before, He was the driving force behind Amish Mafia before anybody knew about Amish Mafia. Now that he has the inside line with the Discovery Channel, there is no way that this bunch is just going to fade away. There is way too much money to be made, and I wouldn't be surprised that it continues in one form or another. They could come up with all kinds of storylines to last another 3 or 4 seasons.

Hell....I could come up with a bunch of them on my own, as I am sure that you could as well, and perhaps the producers can make TV history by soliciting plot lines form their audience.

Then again, I could be wrong about all of the above.

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

Now that he has the inside line with the Discovery Channel, there is no way that this bunch is just going to fade away. There is way too much money to be made, and I wouldn't be surprised that it continues in one form or another.

Fair assessment badrad. At first I wasn't sure why they just wouldn't keep the current show alive longer? But it's probably a ratings ploy. Half the cast has left, and my predictions of them coming back didn't hold true. So maybe they will bring back a better, stronger, faster version of this show?

[–] badrad69 9 years ago

"But it's probably a ratings ploy."

You know what 87? I think that you are exactly right in that observation.

Here's what I am thinking:
The final episode airs tomorrow night, Levi gets shunned, Devil Doug high tails it out of town, and whatever else happens, happens.

Fast forward to the "Amish Confidential" hour, and they discuss whatever, blah blah blah. Towards the end of that hour, they discuss a possible A.M. return, but only if their fans demand it, and demand it big!

Now, keep in mind that this is the Discovery Channel, the network that brought us priceless gems such as "The Devils Ride", a (so called) Reality Show about a San Diego motorcycle club / gang. This show was produced by Eric Bishoff, who was originally involved in the WCW, or one of the "professional" wrestling programs out there. If you never watched it, the show was a total cluster *beep* but that didn't matter. Either to Bishoff or Discovery. As long as somebody was watching, they were showing.

Now....With all that sort of thing with the Governor of Pennsylvania, and the "Respect Amish" flak going on, you would think that they wouldn't even bothering coming back, but the opposite happened. They actually reveled in it, made it a big part of the storyline for this season, and basically spit in the faces of the "powers that be."

For some reason, any network with that sort of rationale just isn't going to walk away from one of their highest rated programs, no matter how outrageous that it is.

I suppose that we shall see tomorrow night.

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

better, stronger, faster

Anyone here old enough to catch my 6 million dollar man reference 

[–] Plutos_Charm 9 years ago

What's six million dollar man? But I agree tv shows including the audience in plot lines may happen...we have the technology

LOL I love corny jokes

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

What's six million dollar man? But I agree tv shows including the audience in plot lines may happen...we have the technology

LOL I love corny jokes

But I'll bet that no one caught my 20 mule team borax reference in the other thread, which ironically, even the borax failed to "clean up" 

Yeah, I'm gonna miss this forum 

[–] badrad69 9 years ago

Nah....87

I caught it....I just didn't have the time to comment on it. And like all your other comments, it was funny as hell.

This board is a lot more interesting because of your comments. Your sense of humor is a lot like mine.......Twisted as hell, and it make this board a lot more fun to read.

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

Thanks badrad.

This might be the first time that anyone has ever complimented my sense of humour. Which admittedly, has limited appeal outside of a small niche audience 

[–] kjm20005 9 years ago

As long as they give Susanna a featured spot on it, then I'm game.

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

As long as they give Susanna a featured spot on it, then I'm game.

Yes; I can see it now!

Susanna takes over for Mary as Amish sex therapist. Due to a "rising increase" business "grows" exponentially, resulting in Susanna becoming the most popular consultant in the Amish community 

[–] badrad69 9 years ago

And because of her popularity, she gets her own spinoff show, and writes her own book: "Amish Exposed".

In her own tell all book. she reveals that horses aren't really "hung like Levi", and thru photoshop, the alleged pics of Levi were actually what was left of Caleb's bull, that Levi stole and butchered and grilled.

Merlin makes a guest appearance and confirms it by showing a jar of bull balls, saying that he is expanding his horse testicle jar business to include "high quality bull semen" in a jar, supplied by Caleb's new business: It's all about the balls.

Levi, now enraged by the allegations that Sus makes in her book, decides to crash her show, and catches her in a clinical session with Caleb, now known as Caleb the Horndog.

Like Dena (aka Schmear face), Levi takes her money, and declares that Lancaster is still his territory, and she has to pay him to work there.

Everybody goes to complain to Alan to do something about Levi, but he can't help.

He's back in jail......

[–] badrad69 9 years ago

Or, perhaps this scenario:

Big Mary re-appears in 2016 after having bariatric surgery and losing 400 pounds. Working with Dena(aka Schmear Face), she gets a makeover and is voted by People Magazine as one of the top 10 hottest women in America, and is on the cover of the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. She decides to put down her mallet / sledgehammer, and endorses a line of "Hot Ass" accessories, such as paddles, rider crops and cat of 9 tails, as a result of the highly acclaimed book of her own: "50 Shades of HotAss."

50 Shades of HotAss becomes a world-wide obsession, especially in France where HotAss clubs open up like pizza parlors in the U.S. and having the patents on all things HotAss, she has the market cornered, and only she has the rights to the franchising, making her richer than Bill Gates and Warren Buffet combined.

HotAss reaches its peak in 2018 when the American Psychiatric Association officially lists it as a sexual disorder in their newly released DSM-7 code, affecting some 2.1 billion people on the planet.

At this point, there are PACs urging Mary to run for the Senate, but there is trouble on the horizon.....

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

Or How about this scenario badrad?

As a means to pay for her expensive weight loss surgery, Big Mary replaces Bridget the calender girl (You're gonna have to google this one; won't be able to post a link for reasons obvious once you do )

As a result, Mary makes it “big” in the supersized modeling industry! 

[–] badrad69 9 years ago

Ya know what 87?

You got me to bite on that google issue, and surprisingly, I never heard of her. Beings that we are probably from the same generation, I never knew or heard of her, and I am wondering how that one slipped by, unless it was a regional thing. I get your point though.......

If Mary does indeed get bariatric surgery, then by the time she recovers from the surgery itself, she should expect to lose about one pound per day. If it takes (more or less) a year to produce a new television show, then currently weighing (and I'm guessing here) about 500 lbs, by mid-2016, she should tip the scales at about 150. For her height, she would be very svelt at 150.

Should that occur, she would be literally unrecognizable from what she looks like today. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if Evangelista is already documenting it on film.

[–] wanton87 9 years ago

Ya know what 87?

You got me to bite on that google issue, and surprisingly, I never heard of her. Beings that we are probably from the same generation, I never knew or heard of her, and I am wondering how that one slipped by, unless it was a regional thing. I get your point though.......

One of the few percs of being an old timer badrad; you get to come up with these many obscure blasts from the past that no one cares about 

But I must say that I am feeling slightly guilty about now, since you put some thought into your post, and my comment was really meant to be taken as lighthearted 

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[–] wanton87 9 years ago

Wanton87 you gave me a chuckle with the Bridgette (Dawn McDowell) Calendar reference.

Glad to be of assistance desertdude1953 

There are some advantages to being "chronologically challenged". Though admittedly, they are few in number 