A few weeks ago I think I wrote that I had just witnessed the worst film I'd ever seen. Don't ask me which film that was coz It actually doesn't matter as I have now changed my mind. Officially this pile of dung is the worst I've ever seen. Not one part of it is entertaining.
shareI'm watching it now, and it may be the worst Ulli Lommel movie that Ulli Lommel didn't direct. Even some of his regulars are this film and they're just as *beep* as they are in his films. Granted, I still have 1 hour left but I already want to shut it off. I'm baffled there isn't one review that gave it one star. Either these are from people from or/and associated with the film or friends who worked on the film, there's no way they're legit.
One comment even said it was well directed. Well directed!? Are you *beep* kidding me!? I know being well directed is subjective, but even if you like the film, how can you say it's even well directed when it's shot on sh!tteo!
DR. DOAK BITCH!
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