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Funniest line in the movie.


Rainn Wilson calling Elijah Wood a hobbit got a good chuckle out of me.

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"Wow it's a real scorcher out there today huh". Dougs first line really cracked me up it's not what he said but how and when he said it.

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He was the best character by far. Other lines:

"Oh look, carnage!"

"Some times I say the wrong rowboat." "Word?" "Word."

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When each teacher said "let's go" and the gay teacher yelled out "I'm gay".

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I also liked, "Naptime, motherf---s."

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ROFL yeah me too

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the two that got me:

1) this is the worst monday ever

2) and the frog *beep* the catapillar hah!!!! (scene after the credits.)

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"Everyone be quiet!!"

(no one speaks.)

(Louder) "Everyone be quiet!!!"

(no one speaks)

"I said EVERYONE BE QUIET!!"

Rebekah: "No one's talking."

"I said be quiet, Rebekah!!"



My dentist told me I need a crown … I said, “You bet, pour mine over rocks”

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Every time Wade tried to say "dual rear wheel" had me in stitches

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Leigh Whannell's "word" is the only part that made me laugh out loud.

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