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NOISY CRAP! Did i mention NOISE!??

posted 8 years ago by nsilk3
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Typical modern PG-13 horror nonsense made by retards who think Blasting out jump scare noises for effect is scary. Newsflash, sudden bangs may make you jump but do not constitute scares. Watching this at normal volume on mhy surround sound, then BANG, sound effects go up to 30 for an instant. Man i kept imagining the upstairs neighbours throwing their wardrobe around on the floor.Is this what constitutes modern horror now? Deafen the crap out of you like you are living in London around the blitz? Dumbed down nonsense.

Why are modern horror film makers such talentless *beep*

[–] Theedg3 8 years ago

Its R dumbass

[–] OneFilmLover 8 years ago

It's only rated R because half the dialogue is just hundreds of variations on the line "What the *beep*

There. It's on the Internet. Thus it's official

[–] nsilk3 8 years ago

We don't have 'r' in the UK.

'R'sole.

[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

We don't have "PG-13" in the UK either lol.

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[–] nsilk3 8 years ago

'Lol'? At what? Where in my posts did i say we had PG-13 in the UK? I stated the FACT that the UK has no 'R' Rating. So what? Think i am unaware of big ass 'R' rating at the top of the page, you know, like um ALL THE IMDB FILMS HAVE THEIR RELEASE RATINGS?

Another 'R-Swipe'.

PG-13 is *My* assessment of this mess. where a talentless d**ckhead of a director has to resort to blasting peoples eardrums off because this film is really no scarier than a Spongebob episode.

[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

You didn't state we have PG-13 in the UK just like the other poster never suggested we had rated R LOL.

But you did say "Typical modern PG-13 horror nonsense"
So, why are you using an American term if you are from the UK?
LOL again.

[–] nsilk3 8 years ago

So basically you are busting my balls over nothing??

If i was you, i'd stop 'lol-ing' and start 'roll-ling' your wheelchair out of your mums basement and get a life. I came here to make a point about the film, not be a retards friend, and spend my time giving you someone to talk to. Plenty of chat rooms out there for house bound socially awkward losers.
Pick one.

[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

Busting your balls? You said you are from the UK.....
So, stop using American terms, you are embarrassing yourself.
Now I would highly suggest you not make those ridiculous assumptions that so many
other idiots make;
That I live in my parents basement.....
Okay first of all, may I once again remind you that we are from the UK....
We don't have basements here, son lol. So, do you think you could again, stop using American terms just because you heard someone else say it on the internet?
You're British so be British and stop copying the Americans because you seem like a little kid and it is cringe worthy.
Oh and your reason for assuming I am in a wheelchair? LMAO
Mental. Absolutely insane assumption, mate.

[–] nsilk3 8 years ago

Ha ha a 'War and Peace' diatribe in answer to a few throwaway insults. *Ouch* musta touched a nerve.

Man you dost protest too much. Really.

We dont have 'basements' in the UK? you chump. Just google 'House basements UK' and marvel at the 36,600,000 search results. Now get out and get some fresh air from that basement, it must stink of b.o and pyss down there.

'R's-hat'.

[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

Do you have a basement? Do you know anyone in your life with a basement?
Course ya don't.
They are not common for UK houses in this day n age. As well you know lol.
Just like you know we don't have "PG-13" in the UK yet you decided to use the term in your OP.
You are an embarrassment to our country, mate.

And I know you want me to be angry, saying you've "touched a nerve"...
But you know as well as I do that absolutely nothing about my previous post would suggest I was angry lol.
More insane assumptions. You just can't help yourself can you?

Oh and um......What is it I am "protesting" against, exactly? Haha
You don't know do you? ;-)
Do you actually think through the things you say?

Still sticking with the American insult "Get out of your parents basement"?
Even though we have clearly established, like you I am from the UK, where the VAST MAJORITY of us do not have basements.
Despite this fact, you're so stubborn that you're sticking with this flawed insult.
Very funny.
I look forward to your next hilarious response.
This is gold, mate.

[–] nsilk3 8 years ago

'Do you have a basement? Do you know anyone in your life with a basement?
Course ya don't'.

Yes i do. Hundreds. And what? Of course if you left yours for 10 minutes, you'd know that.

Fool talking about 'using Americanisms' when UKer's have been bombarded with American pop culture all day every day for decades, and here we are talking about an American film on a site overwhelmingly devoted to American film,tv and pop culture ...well i am, don't know what the hell your retarded ass is chatting about. If my 'Americanisms' irk you...kiss my ass.

Fool.

[–] BeOneOfUs 8 years ago

"Hundreds" LOL

Thanks, mate. That is just the kind of hilarity I was looking for.
Excellent stuff.

[–] jaypob 8 years ago

He's just mad he mistook the film for PG13 and was called out on it. Instead of admitting the mistake he doubles downand acts like everybody else are the stupid ones. Haha, truly pathetic.

[–] disinter 8 years ago

It might as well have been PG13. Would have probably done better since only a kid would find it scary or (possibly) entertaining.

[–] Sage_Beckett 8 years ago

As someone who spent the last six months in a wheelchair....

This is a terrible thing to say.

Physically injured or Disabled people are NOT stupid. I'm willing to wager that both my IQ and my level of kindness and compassion absolutely trounces yours.

How dare you imply those things? How DARE you take the suffering of real people and turn it into ammunition to insult someone?

You. Are. A. Horrible. Person.

Not only are you just begging for a karmic smackdown... People like you are the reason I carry a taser- (you know the same ableist human who talks like that, is the same person who wouldn't think twice about punching a sick/injured woman, for actually calling them out on saying something awful).

Good job, you. I'm sure your parents must be proud.

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[–] soulsk8ter225 8 years ago

Wait... what?

** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **

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[–] soulsk8ter225 8 years ago

I got that. I got lost with this entire thread, though... wasn't just your remark, everything above it with an ultimate derailing (not a great thread to begin with, though). So bizarre.

I don't think the guy [potentially still] in the wheelchair was looking for sympathy though, I think he was just saying intelligence is not correlated with physical disability. Just like how people in the U.S. for whatever reason tend to think limited or non-English speaking people are uneducated. False assumption, and should not be tied in any more than, say, rappers and gang relations? I don't know, came up with one on the spot.

** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **

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[–] soulsk8ter225 8 years ago

Never saw the Hawking flick, I just assumed it was a good movie and there was a good story to tell. :p

** Rest in peace, Timothy Volkert (1988 - 2003) **

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[–] Sage_Beckett 8 years ago

Lol. Your parents must be very proud of the way you turned out.

[–] mgreen9715 8 years ago

If you hate this type of movie so much, why do you even go see them? Shut up and let the ones that actually do like it enjoy it in peace.

[–] slopingrot 8 years ago

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never.....wait never mind, might insult or offend somebody's religion/race/gender/planet/mothersparaplegic friends third cousin once removed from a 2 star funny farm..sorry if I hurt anyone with my words. I sincerely apologize. Would hate to be labeled a basement dwelling mouth breather by the Lords of the Database.