lol
I thought this was gonna be a porno
shareYeah.. this is so wrong on so many levels.. Where to start...
shareWell...... I dl'ed but should I bother watching??
The CGI blood...oh wow...I lol'd.
shareSo glad I am not the only one who thought "porno" when they saw this.
shareWell it has the acting of a porno movie. Some of the worst acting I have ever seen. The worst guitar playing and singing by a female I have ever seen. The worst CGI blood splatter effect ever seen. Quite possibly the worst script ever, the worst film location seen (a plain old house/apartment), the worst photography ever seen (looks like it was shot using a hand held HD camera and last but not least the worst makeup ever.
This movie is so bad it makes most bad movies look good. If it at least was a porno film I could understand but a few shots of fake breasts and a full frontal don't quite cut it.
After skimming through this waste of effort I have to think that this movie was made as a joke. There is no way anyone could possible think of this as any type of serious film making.
Wow is all I can say. It's so bad that it's mind blowing. What the hell were the producers thinking???
Yeah, this one was not that good. http://dansmoviereport.blogspot.com/2013/10/lizzie-bordens-rvenge-movi e-review.html
shareHaving had a look at some of the *beep* that The Asylum produces, I think the stuff that these guys put out might actually be worse. Thanks to Saint James Films / Tom Cat Films for continually producing this total trash.
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hahaha...the Black Knight Returns
When an evil corporation threatens to unleash the black plague, Evan Grail, is recruited by his grandfather, Max, into the order of the Black Knights - a secret band of warriors who have been called upon in the past to fight evil and injustice. Evan learns that his parents were murdered by the same twisted villain, Simon Darth, who threatens to unleash the plague. Evan wears the uniform of the Black Knights and must fight Simon's evil army to save the day.
Take my AIDS, please! share
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