I made it all the way to 10 minutes : 43 seconds before I just laughed my arse right outta my chair and called it quits.
The writing: Obvious they never finished Jr. High
CGI: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Research: see writing
Actors: Never had a chance
- Did your mother ever hold you?
Yes, under the bath water. -
More's the pity for you, you missed picnic girl in her wet t-shirt. I was going to thank her on her IMDb page, but her board is populated by a bunch of juvenile fapmasters, and if they see the post, they'll rent this POS and raise the Ass-sylum's bottom line.
"In a time of universal deceit,
telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
George Orwell
Are you serious? How does a picnic girl in her wet tee appear in such movie genre??
Be polite or ffo kcuf, please!
Yeah, I think you are a winner. I quit watching this sh*t at 2:47.
shareNot by a long shot. I actually made it right through, just for the laughs (and Monica Keena's boobs). I was doing other things at the same time though. Worst CGI I've seen.
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Fortunately, her buubs were not CGI. See? http://en.cl/fta/keena.jpg
shareNo, I can't see. Your link doesn't work. Firefox says it's redirecting in a way that will never complete. IE 9 just times out.
shareYou all went into it with the wrong mindset, i.e., looking for a coherent story.
If you go into it looking for a laugh in every scene, it won't disappoint. Just don't try it sober.
Nope... 21:44 but I was on the phone for most of that. The acting is just so bloody awful and the CGI is, without doubt, the worst I've ever seen.
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I watched it all, abeit aughing my ass off until the end as the jerks all get killed. Death by CGI water!
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It is so gloriously awful lol. Between the drama over turbines to the honeybees it was a pure crapfeast the whole way.
shareI thought that the black bloke in the driving seat was AWESOME - the way he 'controlled' the ark thing JUST by staring out of the window & randomly hitting buttons, occasionally uttering gems like "I can't control it any more" and moving left to right or right to left suddenly as the ark thing hit something.
He looked like your grandad who's just been given an iPhone 74 and told to "get on with it!" hahahahaha
Well, it depends on whether you count total play time or total viewing time? I usually have Asylum movies on while doing other things, usually sleeping.
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