Best Lines
"I'm sorry, but the school board was clear. We can't have a gay/straight alliance without an actual gay member."
"What's a sodomite?" -- "I think it's like a dust mite, but with sod."
[Step-mom knocks on the door.] "Closet! Now!" -- "Seriously?" -- "Gooooohhhh!"
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some anti-Gay Prom posters to finish." [Kisses him passionately one last time, then exits.]