Best Lines


"I'm sorry, but the school board was clear. We can't have a gay/straight alliance without an actual gay member."

"What's a sodomite?" -- "I think it's like a dust mite, but with sod."

[Step-mom knocks on the door.] "Closet! Now!" -- "Seriously?" -- "Gooooohhhh!"

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some anti-Gay Prom posters to finish." [Kisses him passionately one last time, then exits.]





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I don't know why, but this line was hilarious to me:
"Do not come for my crap, b*tch!"- Caprice
"Do not come for my b*tch...B*TCH!" Fawcett
LOL! I don't know, it's probably the way it was delivered, but that part stood out to me the most.

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Yeah that whole scene was very sharp, the delivery from Caprice is just amazing haha

I just love it when Brett van Camp opens the door to an angry Tanner and says- Hey girl heyyy

Soledad- Our very own homosexuallll!

German teacher - Bitch thinks he owns the place!

McKenzie Price - I'm talking about that other twinkie!

- Gayyy rabiƫs!

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"....a fugly prom, is a fail prom..."- Fawcett

Ahhh I don't know about you, but her character has Allison (Pretty Little Liars) written all over it. LOL

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Come on, ladies! the first answer here should have been...those "high speed DSL's..." lol.

If it isn't obvious what this mean.....well...maybe you're too young for this movie, lol.

It was ridiculous but so much fun, with good writing and good (for the most part) acting...especially from the "IT" girls. recommended for a snowy Saturday afternoon watch.

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The angry jock Guy, whoever played him should have been fired on the spot...apart from him I loved every character...Soledad should have had more screentime IMHO

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Yes! Definitely the 'high speed DLSs' line...

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The whole scene with Megan watching broke back with her son has some of the best lines.

"Oh, Heath, it's freezing. Swallow your pride and go in the tent."

"Well, I guess necessity is the mother of invention."

and so on...

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Tanner: "This tastes like ass."
Fawcett: "Mmmhm. Perfect for you!"

You wish it was Ted! Don't forget to set the alarm...

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Fawcett: Yeah Ashley, it's like we call you a mormon, but forgot the second 'm'.

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Every line that Sasha uttered was said with complete comic timing

"That's right bitches, I'm upstaging you with two double beaus"
"MOVE"
"You people can relax... the people who matter have arrived"
"Say fierce"
"It's like when we call you a mormon but drop the second M"

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"In what universe is 'boutineers, not butt sex' an appropriate prom slogan?!"

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Are my arms toned like michelle obama or scary like madonna?

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"He obvi died of the HIV dumbass!"

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"He obvi died of the HIV dumbass!"


This one here. Though I feel it's important that it be transcribed as "died of the hiv," since the way she said HIV was half the humor. :)

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"Glenn, you actually are straight?!"
"Abraham Lincoln, he was like the best Republican ever!"
"Carbs make gays...sparkle?"

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