David AR White is like the Cecil B DeMille
of Christian film. Seriously, this guy does it all. Writes, directs, stars--come on! And the horrendously smug dude who plays Jesus in that *beep* awful diner movie where he cooks everyone their favorite food EVER is in this one at the end! I'm not even lying--I will BUY this movie, and I will force my friends to watch it over many six-packs, and fun will be had. Hell, I'll buy the sequels.
I'm not religious at all but I have to say, Christian movies are totally my guilty pleasure. I watch them, um, religiously. They even do horror films now!
Look, if David AR White is in the credits? I'm watching that *beep* because *beep* is gonna be a live action Jack Chick tract, and I love me some Jack Chick tracts too. I couldn't get over Ray Wise in this movie, every time he opened his mouth I kept shouting "Leland, don't do it!
I assume the next film will be about Tribulation Saints or whatever the *beep*? Forgive me, my mother-in law is born again so I hear this *beep* a lot. I will say that I found the Rapture effects lacking and I think that 'The Rapture' did the Rapture better as well as having a better soundtrack. Then again, that's actually a decent film.
Don't knock these films just because they're Christian. They are BAD, and when I say bad I mean *beep* great. It's time to light up, kick back and watch some crazy assed *beep* starring some has-beens, never weres, and get a good laugh out of it all.
Seriously, what WAS Ray Wise doing in this? Must have needed some money for hookers and blow.
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"It's better not to know so much about what things mean." David Lynch