Parts I couldn't stop laughing at - The Heat (2013) Discussion

[–] Laamy 10 years ago

OMG me too!! Haha

But the one line that just KILLS me is when she says to the albino "you feeling alright? You look a little pale?" I'm laughing just typing it hahahaha

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[–] specialvictimsnit 10 years ago

I lie the albino. I can't believe he wasn'tt the mole

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[–] prgrandmasta 10 years ago

I couldn't stop laughing during the club scene where Mullins threatened to kill people and kept grabbing and throwing people around to try and have Ashburn do the cop drop. And the argument with her family while trying to get them into the van.

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[–] Amry0217 10 years ago

I'm amazed how the actors were able to keep it together without breaking up.
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[–] robaral 8 years ago

Ahaha, mine too!

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[–] joolztoolz 10 years ago

I laughed out loud at parts of this movie...some of the lines

...get your top hat...5 pound bag of flour with a hole in it...it just goes on. It was pretty funny.

I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar.

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[–] specialvictimsnit 10 years ago

The flour thing was funny

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[–] Jamiec523 8 years ago

the 5 pound bag of flour part had me on the floor

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[–] skay_baltimore 10 years ago

Yup! She just kept going on and on...and the balls just kept getting smaller and smaller...and I laughed my azz off!!

(And that was BEFORE she found the TicTacs!!)

(And "Ridin the cotton pony". W T F?!!!!!!!) 

(And definitely the Spanx scene when McCarthy is cutting up Bullock's clothes in the bathroom. "Jesus...what are those"? "They're my Spanx, they hold everything together". "WHY? What's gonna come poppin out?")

(And the scenes where Bullock's character mistook McCarthy's character for the guy with the long hair.)

Look...this isn't the greatest show by a long shot. But dayam...it's got some funny chit!!!!!!!

"Love isn't what you say or how you feel, it's what you DO". (The Last Kiss)

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[–] specialvictimsnit 10 years ago

the tic tacs were funny

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[–] tuula-1 10 years ago

memory lapse?

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[–] Eve_of_Destruction 10 years ago

"The cat got one look at your *beep* life and said, "No fking thanks, I'm outa here" "That fkng Tabby is an Ass hole"

and this:

"What's the matter with your Pantsuit?"
"It's, it's pajamas"
"Well excuse the sht out of me I didn't realize you slept in your fkng Tux"

I could go on - especially the Tatiana scene.

We live by the Sun, we feel by the Moon

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[–] WHg343 10 years ago

The cat scene was really good.

I liked the part when she was talking to her brother in prison and she wanted the names....he said that if he gave her the names she would go after them....she says..."have you met me?" I liked that

The scene when Wayans was kinda hitting on Bullock and McCarthy tells him to up his game...and then she just says "I dont even know how to respond to that"

In all her movies...I think they just let her go(like in This is 40 in the principals office with the parents) and then just use the best take.

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[–] phultra 10 years ago

When they dropped the drug dealer!

"Bring me a dream Burke,bring me a
dream!"

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[–] Amry0217 10 years ago

She's looking all around the boss's office atop filing cabinets, and under papers "Are they here?" "No not here." "Not here either." Sandra asked, "What's she looking for?" And the commissioner answered after a brief pause,"....my balls."

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[–] Eve_of_Destruction 10 years ago

In all her movies...I think they just let her go(like in This is 40 in the principals office with the parents) and then just use the best take.

This is what I always thought with her.

We live by the Sun, we feel by the Moon

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[–] its_Zoe_skanks 10 years ago

I was dying at the entire club scene. It was just awesome.

Also when mullens runs into the hospital and destroys the phone

Burn the witch

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[–] theresa153 10 years ago

Every scene that involved Melissa's family . . . who the heck points a gun at their own family? I was dead. Also, the scene with the albino guy, where Melissa tells him his wife is a five pound bag of flour with a hole in it. I was decomposing at that point.

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[–] hammerbutt 10 years ago

Who takes a sh#t with the door closed

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[–] megmarch2003 10 years ago

I love the whole scene with the john at the beginning. "I love the sound of a guy whose wife gives him his fifth #$%îng child and he complains about her messy vagina."

When she asks where the cat is because she "wants to pet him and stuff".

The whole scene where they go to her family's house and the brother asks if she is a "nawk".

I'd be too embarrassed to say how many times I've brought those scenes up on Netflix and re-watched them.

Also, if you notice, when Rojas describes Tatiana to Agent Ashburn, he says she has brown eyes. When we see her, she has bright blue eyes. That just cracks me up.

"You can't tell me nothin' if you ain't had an 8-track." -Sinbad

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[–] n1evh 10 years ago

The whole scene where they go to her family's house and the brother asks if she is a "nawk".

The movie takes place in Boston... so they weren't asking if she was a "nawk" (that sounds more like New York City or Jersey)... they were asking if she was a "nahc".

In Boston... the "ar" in words is pronounced as "ah" (like when the doctor tells you to say ahh)... as in "cah"... "pahk"... and so on.

As for funny scenes... I loved towards the end when Mullins went to use a cell phone in the hospital... a nurse told her she can't use the phone... so she takes out her gun and asks... how about now?

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[–] Obiwindukin 10 years ago

The scene with the family when we first meet them

Gina's Friend: Don't talk to her like that!
Mullens: Oh yeah? I'll kill you then, then use your dead body too kill her!

That had me dying.

Also the begining when she chases Rojas, and throws a watermelon at him.

Rojas: What the hell did you throw at me?!
Mullens: A watermelon
Rojas: That's Fking racist!
Mullens: Yeah?! I tried to hit you with my car! What does that make me? Shut the fk up before I make you eat the watermelon

Loved this movie so much.

Sandra was great too but Melissa stole the movie!

I love Sucker Punch...There I said it, wanna fight about it?

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[–] summerishere77 10 years ago

That was great. I also liked the end when she knocks on Mullins' door and hands her a box, a box with the cat LOL Then she realizes that the cat wasn't hers at all and she just kidnapped a cat.

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