Just... "oh my god" awful. But on purpose. Awful on purpose.

Awful. On purpose though! He makes these sh*t piles bad on purpose. It almost makes them worse. He was previously a horror director. Now he makes a new type of horror. He transitioned to these steaming piles of dung - animal movies. Seems like he likes to hire old-guard actors and actresses, and then juxtapose former drug addicts, porn stars, alcoholics and "key grips" from Holywood, with these extremely good looking young people. it makes them suck. Nobody has an ounce of chemistry with anyone else.

There are several others on Netflix. 4-5 of them by Decoteau. What a dingus. Easter Bunny Puppy was BASICALLY the same premise. I don't know which was worse (and they are just a few of Decoteau's masterpieces).

These are awful, but it's impossible for him to not know that. They fly against every element of what a "good" movie is. He recycles scenes not only in the same movie, but across other movies! Shots of that soft core porn mansion, shots of the car winding around the desert hills and sagebrush. That car, by the way, has no occupants and it is used in at least 3 of his movies now.

Also what's the real name of this P.O.S.? A Magic Puppy or A Halloween Puppy.

You HAVE to watch it though. The music will make you very happy! Just kidding the music in this movie may make you suicidal.

5 stars! Out of a possible 500 Stars. The actress that plays the son's girlfriend is very good looking. Aside from that... this movie sucked it.