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Things We've Learned from The Green Inferno

posted 8 years ago by DevilYouKnow
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1. Everyone can just take off and go to Peru without hearing the whole plan. And missing school etc? No biggie.

2. So what happened to the janitor/hunger strike?

3. You wouldn’t gut the torso, nah…you just cook that thing whole.

4. The whole cannibalism/girl’s tattoo thing was done in 2001 Maniacs. If you’re borrowing from THAT movie, you’ve got problems.

5. Alejandro wants to save the forest and help janitors but he doesn’t hesitate to get the others killed because…?

6. Apparently pot stuffed into a girl is enough to make everyone stoned no matter what part you eat.

7. Stoned natives are fun though. I wanna party with stoned natives.

8. Oh, and these natives are NOT on a hunger strike. Munchies!

9. Hey it’s female genital mutilation and ant torture! Just like we learned in class! Practical application!

10. That little kid with the necklace out-acted everyone in the movie.

11. I wonder who the real cannibals are? Oh that’s right the cannibals. Duh.

12. Seriously, help the janitors.

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[–] delomatrix 8 years ago

your #10 is by far my favorite.

[–] DevilYouKnow 8 years ago

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[–] BrunoAntony 8 years ago

2. So what happened to the janitor/hunger strike?

That's like asking what the surviving girl's roommate ate for breakfast while she was away. Who cares?

5. Alejandro wants to save the forest and help janitors but he doesn’t hesitate to get the others killed because…?

The guy was working for a rival logging company and tricked a bunch of naive college kids into being cannon fodder. He was fixated on promoting his cause and aggrandizing himself but didn't really care about people.

6. Apparently pot stuffed into a girl is enough to make everyone stoned no matter what part you eat.

7. Stoned natives are fun though. I wanna party with stoned natives.

The massive smoke cloud coming from the oven where they cooked the body is what got the natives high.

9. Hey it’s female genital mutilation and ant torture! Just like we learned in class! Practical application!

Foreshadowing.

If you try and make fun of a dumb movie, first ensure you aren't dumber than the movie.

Due to the lack of moderators, trolls can ruin the IMDB message boards. Don't feed them.

[–] theclarkone68 8 years ago

Your reply was rather dumb, so you should STFU yourself.

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[–] BrunoAntony 8 years ago

Dummy got triggered.

[–] theclarkone68 8 years ago

I guess you got triggered then. Congrats?

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[–] BrunoAntony 7 years ago

No, dummy, you did!

[–] Dollhouse_89 7 years ago

#butthurt

[–] BrunoAntony 7 years ago

Triggered.

[–] shtudboy 8 years ago

13. If you escape the pen through the top and are out, don't bother to open the door for the others to get out with you. That would just slow you down or something.

[–] JahWoo 8 years ago

The janitors got their raise it was mentioned at some point.

[–] Gary-and-Ellie 8 years ago

A quarter ounce of pot get a lot more people stoned than it used too.

[–] draftdubya 7 years ago

GSM phones can live stream in the rain forest and on small planes

[–] AtomicReturns (1252) 7 years ago

13. Eli Roth is a terrible writer. This is an easy genre to knock out of the park and he still failed