Nicolas Cage's Hair needs it's own movie

As it had a greater screen presence than all the rest of the cast here, in fact it is so compelling to watch that it almost fully distracted me from this very, very dire movie, so it was a real blessing - although to be honest, I thought that even his hair might have given up and left in disgust during it, thankfully though it remained tenaciously glued to his scalp and provided the main source of entertainment throughout.