Pretty dire at this stage
Having seen a work-in-progress I am fairly sure what I have seen will be pretty much what makes it to cinemas:
Firstly respect to the filmmakers for the ballsiness of casting a slightly-too-old, definately-not-hot-enough, white girl with a mousy mustache as the to-die-for, lesbian and, most significantly, Asian hit woman. WTF..?
Clearly they wanted the kind of Anime-inspired assassin chick that runs around in ridiculous outfits designed for over-sexed 14 year old girls. You know like the hench-woman with the ball and chain in Kill Bill... More Tarantino.
Trouble is Tarantino is derivative pap anyway. So copying Tarantino recycling someone or something else is just laaame.
The film has about two good lines of dialogue which will probably (sadly, only) resonate with New Zealanders.
Its a crass, clumsy film with lots of awful, clunky, sexual sight-gags and voyeurism that seem a little out of date for today. Confessions of a Window Washer or Alvin Purple era stuff... Two captive women having to untie each other by undoing each other's ropes with their mouths, while in a top-and-tail position - i.e 69ing. Obvious and cringe-worthy... there are many such moments where the intended audience reveals itself to be 14 year old males.
There was some charm but the characters, excepting the heroine (who was quite good), were all dull as hell. Morrison had a bit of fun in his role but it would have been nice if they had given him the chance to earn the alignment of the audience before revealing himself a crazy cannibal (who happens to be Maori).
Instead there were no surprises and the film plodding, apeing Tarantino as it went.
The film IS clearly trying hard to do 'Tarantino': for example Mariachi music scores a gunfight during a prison escape (actual police, nevermind the prison guards, don't carry firearms in this country).
The son of Mr.Cannibal is probably the worst character in the film, there is no acting involved and he is just freaking dull. Apeing Mr.Blonde in Reservoir Dogs before he butchers people he puts his headphones on and has a boogie for the camera. This might have been 'cool' if he could dance or this wasn't done in Reservoir Dogs which these filmmakers really wish they had made.
Missed opportunities abound. The dialogue is lazy. See it on $1 Tuesdays on DVD.
Choice.