This is an awesomely bad movie (spoilers)

Kinda reminds me of Roadhouse, one of best bad movies ever. The muscles from Brussels makes for an awesomely psychotic bad guy.

I love how everybody, EVERY SINGLE PERSON, knows expert karate, and gets to prove it by showing us.

I love how the Ranger, the Seal, the ultimate boy scout, ties up the dude to the tree and he gets out of it in five seconds flat.

I love how they threaten to knife the guy's eyeball out, and he just spills everything immediately. And not just everything, but he doesn't lie about anything at all.

I love how the black guy fights this same dude, who had the punji stick going straight through his f@cking leg, and he never, ever, just kicks this dude right in the leg, which would cause him enough to pain to go into shock and black out. I mean, has the black dude never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, where the Nazi punches Indy repeatedly in the bullet wound in his arm? Come on.

I love how in the penultimate scene, JCVD is fighting with the white guy, gets the advantage, kicks him to the ground, gets his bag of heroin, and then decides to just walk right the f@ck away without killing him. Right after a night filled with mayhem and murder, right after he's already killed half a dozen other people for no reason whatsoever.

And that awesomely bad ending, the most abrupt ending ever? Priceless.

What a great little piece of sh!t.




I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.