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Why does Van Damme look like Blanche from 'The Golden Girls' in this?

posted 10 years ago by Down_South
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They must have hired Rue McClanahan's hair stylist.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2370929152/ch0027601?ref_=chmi_mi_all_pbl_ 6
I mean, wtf? Really?

Know what I mean?

[–] Captainbabba 10 years ago

Had a little bit of the Joker from the old Adam West Batman too
http://wallpaper.pickywallpapers.com/ipad2/very-old-version-of-joker-w ith-moustache.jpg

[–] Thenewnexus 10 years ago

Yeah i was about to say his hair looked like Cesar Romero's Joker

I use to own this town Now my life's been turned upside down Just a phase I'm going through

[–] The_Dougster 9 years ago

Yeah i was about to say his hair looked like Cesar Romero's Joker

He clearly resembled a clown in this. That, and his terrible acting, helped make a bad movie insufferable. I wouldn’t subject detainees at Guantanamo Bay to this film!

[–] rickb69 9 years ago

You and the OP are both half right, he is The Joker and Blanche's son

I have 2 sets of twin boys, Pete & Repete and Mark & Remarkable

[–] Rob_Brown78 10 years ago

Because how could we hate him if he had his classic 'do?

[–] surf-10 10 years ago

That's the thing that lingers with me most about this movie. JCVD looked awful in this. Still, I loved seeing Tom Everett Scott playing an action role.

[–] misfitnot 10 years ago

He looks like Heat Miser The Year Without a Santa Claus.

[–] Fluke_Skywalker 9 years ago

Years of hard living has left JCVD looking like a hobo with a gym membership.

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[–] gayfbiagentsmecker 9 years ago

I thought his hair was fabulous. Pretty meh movie tbh but at least JC made it watchable.

The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd.

[–] rickb69 9 years ago

You and Captainbabba are both half right, he is The Joker and Blanche's son 

I have 2 sets of twin boys, Pete & Repete and Mark & Remarkable

[–] RetroRick 8 years ago

I thought he looked like on or other of George Costanza from Seinfeld's parents. I half expected him to strip off his red mountie tunic to reveal a manzeer.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.estately.com%2Fassets%2Fcostanzas.jpg&f=1