You f'ed up baby. That's not good.
Best scene in the movie.
shareI think his best one was when he was countering the guard during the first fight...
Guard: I'm the guy with the gun
Van Damme: And I'm the gun with the guy
There was also the part where it looked like Van Damme was having a hard time fighting a guard. Van Damme's goon appears and looks at them. Van Damme says: "Don't worry about me. He's the one who needs help. He just doesn't know it". lol
The had no good scenes, it sucked ass. Damn you fanboys are annoying. You would suck jcvd's schlong wouldn't you? I bet you would. The movie sucked, it is not even remotely good. Gome are the days of his old classics. But i admire your dick sucking fanboyism. You'd eat his crap if he offerd it wouldn't you?
shareYes, it sucked a$$, I agree. But it was so bad that it became laughable, and just good. I don't know JCVD from Seagal - I've never seen any of his movies. But it was so over-the-top ridiculous that I couldn't help but enjoy myself at the stupidity of it all.
I want the doctor to take your picture so I can look at you from inside as well.
I know this post is old but you totally missed the entire point of this movie its not to be serious its a comedy its a b movie on purpose its supposed to be stupid i cant believe there is someone who thought this was trying to be serious
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