He has SO MANY GREAT LINES!!!
I HAVE to start with "What are you a carpenter.....are you STILL nailing that?!!"
When he calls Toros a "sagging vagina"
I'll let you guys add some of YOUR favorites!
I don't know where to begin! ??
"Look at all these people. Someone call 9/11."
"I'm not gonna cut off his balls. That would mean I would have to touch his freakin' balls." XD
"Toros Berbarian. Ber-barian. He's not a barbarian. He's more like a sagging vagina. I don't like him."
"Other brands are sh*t."
"Please don't make me have to kill you."
"He wrote a suicide note like he's some kind of poet."
"Ok stop screaming. I just saved you dumb-dumb. You sound like a car alarm!"
"I know you, you little pr*ck. You're from the gas station."
"I wanna strangle that little b*tch so badly."