I have a big secret ...
Did anyone else laugh when Vonda (I think that was her name) said she had a big secret, then it showed her disrobing ... and the big secret was tanning? I don't know why, but I just got the biggest kick out of that. I kept thinking her secret was that she was a prostitute or shaved her legs (they showed a close up of her leg after she took her dress off).
To wake is such a dreaded thing, To sleep is such a hole ~ Blue October