My review of HYPERFUTURA (AKA the weirdest *beep* I've seen in my life)

This so called "film" is pretty much the weirdest thing I have seen,
I'm not kidding or exaggerating at all. I'm actually surprised this
movie even exists, considering how *beep* crazy and weird as hell it
is. Methed out chimpanzees with a movie studio couldn't even top
this level of weird crap.

This film can be perfectly summed up in a line a guy with a van dyke
says at some point in the film: "What the *beep*?" That's right my
friend, WHAT. THE. *beep*.

The title of this turd should've been "LSD: Not Even Once...."

I can't spoil the plot because frankly this film has NO PLOT. It's like
a bad LSD trip on film. Nonsensical, frightening, out-of-control. Some
of the visuals are intriguing but most of it is truly INSANE. The film
begins with some promise - the first few minutes make you think it
might be an interesting sci-fi film. Then at some point it crosses the
Rubicon into craziness, and stays there. It's so *beep* up, crazy and
weird that I was somehow compelled to watch it all the way to the end.
I couldn't believe how crazy and bad it was. I still can't. This film
might give some people really crazy dreams. I had to bleach out my
brain after viewing it. I may need therapy too....

The acting is REALLY BAD. At best some of the actors are mediocre. I'll
also bet that this had no script. It was so random and lacked any story
that it couldn't possibly have a script. Okay, okay I'll be charitable
and say it had a one page script........ maybe.

This film has moments that are like a really bad, screwed up
ALTERED STATES (complete with isolation tank and psychotropic drugs).

There are scenes you have to see the believe. In one scene the main
character is flushed down a cyberspace toilet while making burping guttural
sounds, I kid you not! The whole film is filled with crazy, crazy *beep*
like that! Lawnmower Man this is NOT. Lawnmower Man on crack is more like
it. The film's "hero" even zips through cyberspace at one point like a
really *beep* LSD Lawnmower Man crackhead knockoff.

And please don't get me started on the freaky "Ultragasm" cyber brain
sex scene (and in case you're wondering, no, it's not erotic. It's not
boner inducing, it'll make any normal guy's boner run and hide for
dear life).

I imagine the hippies back in the day would have loved this movie. They
would have watched it while smoking dope saying "Far out man". The
filmmaker just randomly stitched stock footage together in a
Frankenstein mishmash. This film is almost like an arty late 90's rock
video without the rock music. But even those rock videos are WAY better
than this glowing radioactive turd made by post apocalyptic mutants
from hell. I imagine if you watched this film 24 hours every day your
brain might mutate and you'll either go freakin' nuts or develop weird
powers or both. This film could really *beep* up your brain if you kept
watching it. Aliens could use it against mankind in an invasion.

The guy who directed must have been stoned or something is all I can
say. Well, what do you expect from a guy whose first short film is
called "BASTARD" (look it up if you don't believe me). Supposedly he
made this *beep* with basically no money, and I'm not surprised one
bit. One critic compared this to 1984, which I think is a slam to that
film and George Orwell. That film had a great plot and acting and
wasn't a totally random ball of concentrated crazy like this.

Even the end credits are weird. While the credits roll we are treated
to a reading of a weird-ass "poem" written by the director, in which we
hear about being *beep* out of the butthole of the cosmos".
We aren't even given a break from the weirdness during the credits. Only
when they end are we free from it. Once again, I'm not kidding or making
this up. Supposedly the film is "based" on this crazy-ass poem. Whatever man..........

The only time I have seen something this crazy and *beep* up was 1991's
THE NAKED LUNCH (please don't get me started on that one).

If you want to experience an acid trip without taking acid, watch this
film. If you want to see a quality independent sci-fi movie with a
decent plot, don't watch this film. It is a truly crazy mind-altering
experience you won't ever forget..... and you'll really want to.