Bond: Henry Cavill
Bond-girl: Gina Carano
Bond-girl: Akira Lane
Villain: Ken Watanabe
Co-star/backup: Ming Na Wen
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Plot: Bond must revisit and destroy the old Japanese volcano base as it has been repopulated by a global extortion villain group. blah blah etc etc
This guy as the villain: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46525543
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shareBond: Tom Hardy
Bond-girl: Marion Cotillard
Bond-girl: Anya Taylor-Joy
Villain: Cillian Murphy
Co-star/backup: Michael Caine as Q
Director: Christopher Nolan
Plot: Bond must uncover a secret double agent working for the Russians, whilst visiting various exotic locations along the way.
Other than Hardy, I can get behind this.
I like Tom but I don't think he has the voice for 007. His voice is his weakness. He makes it work for him though. Masterful in Taboo.
Yeah, I went with Tom Hardy, mainly because of Nolan directing, I think Aidan Turner or Henry Cavill would make a good Bond too!
shareAnya Taylor-Joy looks like a teenager and is 18 years Tom's junior. Most audiences would find the contrast repulsive
shareBond: Anthony Hopkins
Bond girl: Helen Mirren
Bond girl: Judi Dench. Her previous role as M is ret-conned. In this she plays a saucy brothel madame
Villain: Maggie Smith
Secondary villains: the child cast of Stranger Things, who play a gang of elite midget assassins. They all have cockney British accents
This will be the first R-rated Bond film. It will include full-frontal nudity of Bond and both Bond girls. Also, it will include graphic violence in which Bond (Hopkins) brutally beats Maggie Smith to death with his fists
The plot is that Bond is long retired, but all of the current agents working for MI6 have gone missing. So Bond comes out of retirement and the quest for the missing agents leads him to America and together with gamers and incels he leads an assault on Area 51. All secret agents have been kidnapped and replaced with alien clones, so the plot borrows from Invasion of the Bodysnatchers
Maggie Smith plays the alien queen , who has secluded herself deep in the inner sanctum of Area 51. Laser weapons abound in this movie, as well as outer space scenes
The film also has several product placement shots of either Viagra or Cialis, whichever potential sponsor agrees to pay the most
A post-credits scene teases a crossover between the 007 and Mission Impossible franchises, which will eventually lead to a cinematic universe that include Jason Bourne, Smiley from the Le Carre novels, Kingsman, and Spy Kids
007: Too Old To Die
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