important life and science facts learned from this awesome flick

Omg so awesome
Did you know that lightning will stop a tornado?
yep
mind blown.

a few more epic facts:
We have the capability to drill for oil in the middle of an active volcano...sha shaaa WEAREAWESOME!

That chick from the stories will put out if you beat up really old black dudes...<makes shamey shamey finger at her>

sane dialogue is no longer needed...or apparently wanted.

if the tail rotor of yer chopper is moving slow enough to read the manufacture date..from the cockpit...you can still fly onto a oil rig sitting on an active volcano in the middle of a hurricane...can you say LIKE A BOSS BABY!!

When your entire oil rig is on fire, yelling retreat retreat helps it explode but at least you will be ok to run to another part of the oil rig sitting on the volcano and currently on fire

when driving your truck and it catches on fire, you must NOT stop till someone says the truck is on fire stop stop 327 times at which time a fire extinguisher will appear. kinda like the eater egg in a game.

ok i cant take no more but i am going to finish this idiotic movie if it kills all of them hopefully? they just stpped to set fire with their truck to some poor dudes shed

R.I.P. Star Trek
1966 - 2009
 Smile and wave boys...Just smile and wave...