Horrific


Terrifically horrible. I can only conclude a bunch of HAMC strokers teamed up to write the reviews making this seem like it was even slightly watchable. I only lasted about 30 minutes before I wanted bleach for my brain.

There's a reason it never made it to the theaters, nor even to widespread DVD distribution. Hell, there isn't even a torrent out there because it's so bad people don't even bother STEALING it.

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Hahaha! Shilled to the max. I have never seen it this bad. I'm going to pass on this movie for that reason.

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The real question is... how do you know it's not that good if you haven't seen it? You're just as bad, if not worse by saying something is bad without even seeing it.

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That's your opinion on the film. Others may like it a lot. There are movies on IMDB that have 7+ and I thought they were garbage... Everyone has their own opinions.

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Yea this is one serious POS in MY opinion, 53 reviews of 10/10, not a single actor in the "video", notice I didn't use the F word there because it's no where even f'ing close to anything resembling one of those(films). I watched as much as I needed to, which wasn't a hell of a lot.

Although, I actually believe there is an extremely small sliver of a niche fan base for this and that they do actually love this film. Everybody has their own taste, I've heard many a story of dudes paying escorts and strippers to step on their balls with high heels, actually I'd rather have a hooker step on my balls than to sit through this any longer, but only if I could snort blow out of her ass crack afterwards

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Lots of shilling here for sure and lots of BS in the review section.

I watched it and liked it for what it was - a fun D movie that I can watch while kicking back with a sixxer, a joint, and some pizza.

Jeff Black did a good job as Patch Kinkade and was probably the best thing about the movie. David Della Rocco was somewhat of a disappointment, even though his storyline was more interesting than all the various club rivalries in the movie, In all honesty his storyline of the aging hellraiser who wakes up and finds himself in his 40's with responsibilities and no much going for him financially would have made a pretty good movie by itself.

I'm not going to bitch about the acting, since I am a horror movie nut and most of my favorite movies feature acting that makes dinner theater look good. If you want to really bitch about a biker movie, watch that POS Hell Ride that came out a few years back.

I'd give it a solid and honest 3/5. Most of that was for Jeff Black who I thought had a real presence in the movie.

Kick back, crack open a cold one and enjoy it for what it is.


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