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10 things we learned from this movie


1. When you are lost, you should go out of your car leaving the keys in the car & talk to a stranger for a long time from a great distance from your car.

2. When you see your friend's map on the road, you should conclude that she has gone into the woods.

3. If some freaky looking weird woman says you to go through a restricted place, you should do as directed.

4. You should enter a house that has freaky peoples nearby who eat human meat.

5. If are only 2 people & lost in forest, then it's a very good idea to split up & search for your lost friend.

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6. Don't panic and STRIP...cannibals love hot stripping women. Easier to knock 'em out!

7. Cannibals inexplicably have "black face".

8. Those same "backwoods" cannibals also know how to use modern recording devices & set it to "night vision".

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9) After doing a few lines of coke, German models always engage in a lesbian kiss immediately afterward.
10)When you're stripping, doing coke and lesbian kissing in the middle of nowhere, and you hear a sound, always start yelling and cursing at whatever unknown person
made the sound.

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