AHHHHHHHHHHH!

I am glad it wasn't one hour of him making that noise at us! lol
Who am I kidding, I wouldn't mind that either.

Mister Goldfarb, where to start? You were reminiscent without being ostentatious. Well, not ostentatious in a way that was annoying. Classic Bobscratch ostentatiousness, which is to say not ostentatious for ostentatiousness sake... but the ostentatiousness we have come to expect from you, Mr. Ostentatiousthwait.

This special was a great recall to your career and your sense of over-the-top humor that we, who grew up with your antics, have come to know and expect. Lighter fluid on leno's chair! lol. That fkn hack deserved that and much more! I wish I could have screamed at Tim Kazurinsky like that, kiss Carol Brady like that, and also find time to give the skull cracker to the Hulkster - but I'm not much for... acting.

When you burst on the scene in the '80s, you were one of many that appeared at the same time that had a unique shtick that centered around your vocalizations. Gilbert Gottfried, Steven Wright, Sam Kinison, Lewis Black, Dane Cook, etc. AHHHHHHHHH! Never thought you would be lumped in with that douche, did ya?!? Alright, I take it back, I take it back... don't click the "x" on that tab just yet.

You inspired a generation to be the best Jew we could be! We could be yelly, or screechy, or monotone, or just plain pissed-off at AT&T and iPhones. Just when I thought it was okay to keep hating ferris wheels, you taught us to use the buddy system and work it out. Just when we thought it was okay to just have E.S.P., you showed us that having ESPN was always an option that was on the table, too. And where would we be without knowing sweet, dear Shakes? Parading so many stars in front of us, without us truly knowing who they were under all that paint was genius. We 'knew' who they were... but. not. really. That kind of brashness hasn't been seen in a long time. Well, not since Keanu in a dog suit, anyway.

Shakes was a hero of mime. Wait, why did I say mime? I meant miNe. Shakes was a hero of mine! Well, a kind of hero... you got to scream at kids and write clever things like 'peanut-butter pu$$y'. Uh, come to think of it, maybe like an anti-hero. As that anti-hero, I wish you could've arranged an accident for that annoying red head in there. One swift move could have saved us all from that kinda torture (you know I'm right, kathy!).

As for "I pooped a little" or "You don't look the same either" or "I was in line behind horse-face at a grocery store", or whatever the fk you called it. Thanks for the laughs, as usual and always.

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