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Things I Learned From American Terror


1) It's OK to take a nap while escaping a sadistic serial killer.

2) Short chicks with huge boobies are hot.

3) It's completely normal to act surprised when the sadistic serial killer repeatedly attacks you after you repeatedly chose not to kill him when you had the opportunity(ies).

4) It's a bad idea to be overly chatty while being held by a sadistic serial killer.

5) Woody Woodpecker is erotic.

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6) Cheerleader pussy rocks.

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7) Fat people can be scary, too.

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8) Fat Hillbilly "killers' aren't scary.

9) They also are incredibly incompetent and can't kill two scrawny kids.

10) Only people they manage to kill are idiots who speak loudly and are their fans.

11) Underground, no matter how many lights you hang, they'll light up only 1% of the scene, making sure that the viewer has no idea WTF is going on.

12) Kids who take part in planning school bombing/shooting (made more obvious when their bomber friend leaves a big FU WORLD message with names plastered on a banner) are allowed to go back in the same school while being declared heroes, the next day after shooting.

13) Cheerleaders are dumb. They get grossed out by a supposed shooter, only to let them use their pussy the next day. Amazing.

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