Movie Marathon idea for LMN: Casts with 'Worst Plastic Surgeries?'

I'm Watching "The Perfect Boss." Before that, "Dark Desire." I'm addressing holiday cards. And I am SHOCKED at the horrible choices made by actresses regarding their appearances. The procedures and plastic surgeries I'm seeing are horrifying to me. So I thought --

"Hey! LMN should have a 'THESE are THE WORST PLASTIC SURGERIES' Movie Marathon!" One after another…feature movies that have the most laughable looking ladies starring! America's fading actresses are so tragic to me… Didn't they see Goldie Hawn in "First Wives' Club?" The parody? The joke!??!

It is apparent that these once-popular artists see their "failure" as their LOOKS fading. And so, these arguably B- and C-List actresses are ALL having "work done." And so we get these not-so-great movies -- that all feature bad plastic surgery gals. It's like a weird sort brand of entertainment! Bad movies. Bad plastic surgery.

It's like watching a five-car pile-up with fatalities on the freeway. I'm compelled and entranced! It's beyond being a carnival side show. It's like -- ANOTHER PLANET of FEMALE INHABITANTS. They look so very unnervingly unnatural and scary. (sigh) I wish these ladies would just accept how they are aging and that they go forward in seeing how their splendid gene pool and DNA may likely continue blessing them! These ladies will be hot, sexy older babes.

Alas…that won't ever happen, will it? The Bev Hills plastic surgeon's Siren Call is JUST TO GREAT a TEMPTATION!

Thus ends The Rant.