I met Rich and Aaron


I met them at the Chicago auto show their first year on TV and for being there signing autographs for eight hours, they were still very nice, cool, and friendly.

I'm so tired of the *beep* drama discovery puts them through with Richards stupid ass schedules just to make a show.

Richard:
"Ok, I just bought this 1960 thunderbird that's been buried in a corn field for forty years for $17. I want a show quality car to go to Barrett Jackson in nine hours and I need to make at least $145,000. We can only spend 48 cents on repairs and upgrades so make it happen."

Aaron:
"That's fine and all but I'd like to do a completely custom body kit and this engine I found on Craigslist from the lunar rover. I know it's never been done before but I think we can make it work just in time."

Turnout:
There's 10 seconds before the car is supposed to roll up on the auction floor and the cars still in paint yet there's plenty of time to make some stupid knight rider skit and drive the car from Dallas to California.

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Richard:
"Ok, I just bought this 1960 thunderbird that's been buried in a corn field for forty years for $17. I want a show quality car to go to Barrett Jackson in nine hours and I need to make at least $145,000. We can only spend 48 cents on repairs and upgrades so make it happen."

Aaron:
"That's fine and all but I'd like to do a completely custom body kit and this engine I found on Craigslist from the lunar rover. I know it's never been done before but I think we can make it work just in time."

Turnout:
There's 10 seconds before the car is supposed to roll up on the auction floor and the cars still in paint yet there's plenty of time to make some stupid knight rider skit and drive the car from Dallas to California.
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On the way to California, they get stopped by a cop.

Cop: "License and registration please."

Richard hands over his license and registration

Cop: "Oh you're Richard Rawlings, Let's race."

Richard: "Ok, and I need to make at least $145,000, so that I can buy more beer.

Richard: "Isn't that illegal?"

Cop: "Don't worry, I'm a cop, I have a license to kill."

I put the F.U. in fun and the FUN in dysfunctional

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HolyS hit smoke 13 that's the funniest post/answer I've read so far.lol

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