MAKINOV?? Who the bleep is this loser?
Like I'm supposed to be impressed by the name? F-off.
shareHa ha. I was wondering who he was also and this film was awful and full of cliches. Unoriginal and downright boring is not a smart way to make a directing debut. I didn't feel like reading about this director because I never gained interest in him and I could care less if he has directed anything else or not.
shareMakinov, Makinov, Makinov. Where do I even begin? After simply throwing away an hour and a half of my life trying to endure your absolute poppycock attempt of a horror movie it has led me to try and tackle a review of what can only be described as simply the worst piece of cinematography ever to be witnessed by a human being. An agonising experience from the beginning, thankfully you took on most of the responsibilities in producing, directing, editing and writing subsequently managing to save other human beings from ever being involved in such an embarrassment as what "Come out and play" truly is. For the three actors who have put their name to this movie I wish them all the best for it is clear simply meeting you has caused them enough pain in their life that many are surprised they are still here living with us today. To suggest you are a stain on society would surely be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about you Makinov. It would startle any normal being to think that there is a chance you are still invited to Christmas dinner. You are a crumb Makinov. I know of people on the sex offenders list that I would have a beer with before you.
This is the first movie I have ever seen that does not improve on a black screen the entire length of the movie.The fact that you made a multitude of poor children have to live with the fact that they have not only met you, but featured in one of undoubtedly the worst movies in existence brings a tear to my eye. I had little intention in getting a good nights sleep after choosing a horror movie, however the only horrifying thing about Come out and play is that there was a man who's life was in such a desperate state that he felt that movie was worth releasing. To call this movie as dry as cardboard would be an insult to a highly useful packing material. Clearly you sir, are a coward, any decent man upon producing such a pathetic excuse of a movie would have done the right thing, purchased a length of rope and saved the planet from the chance of ever being exposed to such garbage ever again. Watching this movie is like sitting at a bus stop waiting for a bus you know will not come. The one redeeming feature of your film is the slight chance that the children departing on the boat manage to track you down and wear your fingers as a necklace.
Makinov I understand that the task of writing and producing such a film is a considerable task. To produce a high quality horror film is a task I would not wish to undertake, but I sure as hell could do better than that. Makinov what where you thinking? Your story line is shallow and nothing short of deplorable, your feeble attempt of music to build suspense has left me still unable to hear out of my left ear as I had never encountered such piercing rubbish before,
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk) there is a link to two turtles engaging in intercourse, it would undoubtedly be the most pleasant of the many awful sounds I had to endure listening to your drivel. If you want to save yourself the expense purchasing this movie, go into the kitchen, get your children to bang pots and pans together while screeching at the top of their lungs while you stand in the corner sharpening knives to stab through your eyeballs.
If you manage to wake up in the morning, look yourself in the mirror and feel proud of what you created, then I am quite sure there is a bed in a psychiatric ward somewhere with your name on it. God only hopes that they never release you back into society where kind strangers may come across your path of destruction. As the saying goes 'everything Makinov touches turns to filth'. If you have made a cent off this movie I highly suggest you donate it to charity, there are people in need we don't need dregs of society like yourself pocketing from anyone who has had the misfortune of seeing this movie. I would rather eat a golf ball and urinate it out whole than have to endure another hour and a half of that nonsense.
All in all, I hated this movie. Hated, hated, hated, hated this movie. I hated it! Every single second of this simply audience-insulting moment. I hated the insensitivity in the thought that any person may enjoy this film. Hated the blatant insult to the audience by its belief that any individual could be entertained by this incompetent piece of hogwash. Makinov if this in any way reaches you I would like to send my deepest condolences to the mother and father that had to raise such an embarrassment.
uglow_93, don't hold back. Please tell us how you really feel about MAKINOV.
Actually your write-up is much more entertaining than this pathetic attempt at cinema.
Vinessa Shaw, what were you thinking???
- Your karma ran over my dogma
Uglow 93, you need to calm down, dude. You act like he personally insulted you. And yes, this movie was boring and uneventful, but the cinematography was no where near "the worst witnessed by a human being." You didn't like it? Me either. The director was definitely an amateur? Agreed. But you can say that without a long winded rant attacking "Makinov," whoever that is. You've too much time on your hands.
shareUglow 93, you need to calm down, dude. You act like he personally insulted you.
Yes, all of that criticism from a guy who thinks "The Butterfly Effect" and "Space Jam" are quality movies lol.
Actually, your review is so bad I have to post this on my movie review site on how NOT to write a review. I was just talking about bad examples but your post is perfect. Thanks!
Your post has me laughing soooo hard right now. You're a talented writer.
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The ending is hilarious. The guys face in the water and the M A K I N O V is slowly displayed letter by letter lol.
shareIf only there were some website where you could look up actors, directors, producers, and movies and such.
Hey, imdb. There's a good idea for you.
Oh, wait. That is what you do?
Om my.
I've never seen anyone so upset at seeing a name they didn't know in the credits of a film.
I think it has to do with the presentation. The stylized "Made by MAKINOV" at the end did seem a bit obnoxious. And unintentionally amusing. Like he actually expected people to be impressed, either by the film or the stupid way he credited himself.
Personally, I kind of automatically hate anyone who gives themselves one stupid name. Like Makinov, or Madonna, or whoever else.