Going to bomb like Ishtar
This is going to be a bomb of LEGENDARY proportions. Seriously we are talking an amy schumer after eating an entire meatlovers pizza for lunch proportions.
Why Trainwreck Succeeded
First female fronted r comedy since bridesmaids brought out the 20 something girls and made it a safe easy date movie.
Judd apatow and Bill Hader helped assure men that talented comedians who don't steal would be writing the jokes.
Why Snatched will Fail
Last female led comedy was a dumpster fire
Amy Schumer is a lightning rod of controversy and not something you want to get into on a fun date night.
It is clearly a lowbrow comedy banking on being a hit with a middle america that long grown tired of watching her sweatily tell other people's jokes.
Goldie Hawn is a has been and only popular among older women who don't enjoy lowbrow comedy or fat actresses who spout off about politics.